The Best 4 Jujitsu Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jujitsu jokes. There are some jujitsu nyah jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jujitsu taekwondo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jujitsu Jokes and Puns

Martial arts

The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.

The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.

The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.

The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.

I know karate, judo, jujitsu...

And a few more Japanese words.

In what Olympic sport did Israel win a gold medal?

Jujitsu

What is the most popular martial art in Israel?

Ju-Jitsu.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jujitsu palestine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jujitsu dojo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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