4+ Humorous Jujitsu Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

Jujitsu Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jujitsu jokes. Read jujitsu nyah jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jujitsu taekwondo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Humorous Jujitsu Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

Martial arts

The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.

The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.

The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.

The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.

I know karate, judo, jujitsu...

And a few more Japanese words.

In what Olympic sport did Israel win a gold medal?

Jujitsu

What is the most popular martial art in Israel?

Ju-Jitsu.

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