Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Juices Jokes with Friends.
I was griling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices made my mouth water....
Got me thinking....Do vegetarians have the same effect when mowing a lawn ?
When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water.
Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
I was grilling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices started to make my mouth water...
Got me thinking, do vegans get the same reaction when mowing the lawn?
My father always told me lick the knife to get the last little bit of meat juices.
Brilliant dad, terrible surgeon.
Why does Meghan Trainor like to pour the meat juices over her roast during cooking?
She's all about that baste.
Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still s**... and l**... he tilted his head back as he had it t**... into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his t**....
Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.
I'm starting a school for testing the strength of different juices
It's called the Juice Concentration Camp
I don't want my future kids drinking sweetened fruit juices, they're basically sodas without the fizz.
Where's the fun in that?
Love is like a pimple
Once you squeeze the juices out, it just goes away.
You people remind me of lemons....
You're sour, some people like you, and your juices can be squeezed out for money.
