The Best 6 Juicer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Juicer jokes. There are some juicer sangria jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these juicer warheads puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Juicer Jokes and Puns

"I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life...

...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."

-Kyle Dunnigan-

I once hired a beggar for my business

I once owned a little cafe. This beggar always stands in front of my door. Out of the goodness of my heart, I hired him. I taught him how to use the power juicer. He could never get it right. And that's when it hit me. Beggars can't be juicers.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

I gave up on fitness and angrily buried my juicer. I was livid when my friend dug it up again and told me to man up.

Did you just exhume my blender?

I don't like vegetables, so somebody told me to get a juicer.

It didn't help. That thing tasted worse than the vegetables.


I just bought this new juicer and I'm trying it out on everything.

Have you ever tried toast juice?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the juicer tangerine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working juicer citrus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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