Cheeky Juicer Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
"I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life...
...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."
-Kyle Dunnigan-
I once hired a beggar for my business
I once owned a little cafe. This beggar always stands in front of my door. Out of the goodness of my heart, I hired him. I taught him how to use the power juicer. He could never get it right. And that's when it hit me. Beggars can't be juicers.
What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?
13 blackberries and 5 apples
I gave up on fitness and angrily buried my juicer. I was livid when my friend dug it up again and told me to man up.
Did you just exhume my blender?
I don't like vegetables, so somebody told me to get a juicer.
It didn't help. That thing tasted worse than the vegetables.
I just bought this new juicer and I'm trying it out on everything.
Have you ever tried toast juice?
