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They said i couldn't be good at poetry because i'm dyslexic.
But so far I've made 3 j**... and a vase and they are lovely.
I was told, I would never be good at poetry, since I'm dyslexic…
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase… and they look very nice, if you ask me.
I was told I'll never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
But so far I've made 3 j**... and a vase and they are lovely.
My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
But so far I've made three j**... and a vase and they're lovely.
A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club.
He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice j**... and vases and stuff.
They told me I wouldn't be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic
But so far I've made 3 j**... and a vase
A logician is asked to go to get groceries.
His wife said: "Go get a jug of milk. If they have eggs, buy a dozen". Later, his wife said: "Why did you come back with a dozen j**... of milk?" The logician said: "They had eggs."
When I was a kid, you could go in a store with 10 dollars and get out with a new ball, 4 milk j**..., a shirt and a pair of shoes.
Nowadays you can't. There are security cameras everywhere.
They told me I would never be good at poetry because I am dyslexic, but I proved them all wrong:
So far I have made three j**... and a vase.
They told me I wouldn't be any good at poetry because I was dyslexic
But so far I've made 3 j**... and a vase and they're lovely
You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common?
They both come on those little j**... of Olive Oil.
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Two brothers, one good, one bad, go the Heaven.
John the good brother sees his brother Tom walking with a gorgeous blonde and carrying a jug of whiskey. He runs up to him and asks how he ended up with a jug of whiskey and a gorgeous blonde after a life of debauchery and drunkenness.
John's sad reply was, "the j**... got a hole in it and the blonde doesn't."
When I was a kid, my dad would give me $5 and tell me to get groceries. I would come back with 2 j**... of milk, 2 dozen eggs, 1lb cheeze, 1lb Hamburger, 2 loafs of bread, and a half pound of butter.
But now a-days security has gotten better you just can't steal that much anymore.
Your mama so fat...
...that she takes two c**... j**... to heal.
I saw Dolly Parton at the grocery store.
She had a loaf of bread and two j**... of milk.
People always told me my dyslexia would hold me back and I'd never be any good at poetry.
But they couldn't be more wrong. So far I've made two j**... and a vase.
