Juggling Jokes
33 juggling jokes and hilarious juggling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about juggling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find out how to make your act come alive with a few well-placed juggling jokes! Learn which funny lines work best for different acts, from juggling balls and a trapeze to a pitcher and a performer. Get your audience laughing and keep them engaged!
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Funniest Juggling Short Jokes
Short juggling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The juggling humour may include short juggler jokes also.
- I found a hat with $17.50 in it and I thought this other guy was going to pick it up but... ...he was too busy juggling.
- I was pondering why people keep telling me that juggling bricks is a bad idea. Then it hit me.
- Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore? Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP
- My gf told me that I act like a clown It was so unexpected and upsetting I stopped juggling and almost fell off my unicycle.
- There was trouble at the 'World Speed Juggling Championship' last night Things got out of hand pretty quickly
- I've been learning how to juggle. No matter how much I practice, I don't seem to be getting any better. It keeps me up at night tossing and turning.
- My 3 sons placed 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a talent contest judged by Lee Kun-hee Jake juggled, Daniel danced and Sam sung
- Planning for this year's International Juggling Convention has ran into difficulties. Organiser's have stated that its all up in the air.
- Room-mate: Why are you juggling in the shower? Me: My girlfriend told me to clean up my act!
- I was learning how to juggle, and I thought I was making good progress... .... but I kept dropping the ball.
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Juggling One Liners
Which juggling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with juggling? I can suggest the ones about jogging and bouncing.
- The math involved with juggling Is often over my head.
- If you go to clown school is your education a joke or are you juggling with your future?
- Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
- What do you call a woman juggling pints of lager and playing snooker? Beatrix Potter
- I know a guy that used to juggle while cooking Missed steaks were made.
- My girlfriend broke up with me when I couldn't juggle I really dropped the ball
- My wife comes home and asks why there are oranges everywhere.. ...because I cant juggle.
- Would you like a lid and tray with your order? Do you offer juggling lessons instead?
- What do you call a midget clown that juggles? A Juggalo
- All the guys I was juggling the football with are straight None of them could keep it up.
Ridiculous Juggling Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about juggling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skating jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make juggling pranks.
A circus performer is driving home after a long day of training, when he is pulled over by a police officer for a broken light.
The officer looks in the car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
Sir, he says, Why do you have all those knives?
They're for my juggling act, the circus performer replies.
I don't believe you, says the cop. Prove it. So the performer gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives flawlessly.
Just at that moment, a car with two guys in it drives by. "Wow, says one to the other. I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing...
They're watching a street performer do some juggling. The juggler then sees that the 4 men have a bad view so he stands up on a big wooden box and says "can you see me now?" The 4 men respond:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
A circus performer is pulled over for speeding.
As the officer is writing the ticket, he notices several machetes in the back seat of the car.
What are those for? he asks suspiciously.
I'm a juggler, the driver replies. I use those in my act.
Well, show me, the officer demands.
So the juggler gets out and starts juggling: one, two, three, four, and finally seven machetes at one time. He does overhand, underhand, and behind the back.
Another car passes by. The driver does a double take and says: My God, if that's the test they're giving now, I've got to give up drinking!
A circus performer is stopped by the police for having a faulty brake light
As he approaches the car, the policeman spots a set of knives on the back seat.
He asks the man why he has them and doesn't he know it's against the law to carry knives?
The man explains that the knives are used in his act. He juggles them.
The policeman insists the man gets out to show him so he stands at the roadside performing his act.
Just then, another car drives by. The driver of the car turns to his wife and says, Thank goodness I gave up drinking, just look how the police do sobriety tests these days.
A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it."
So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"
Dave worked at a circus school...
Normally, he teaches kids how to juggle or do cartwheels but it wasn't all that interesting.
One day, he decides to teach the kids something a bit more exciting so he brought in a cannon.
Long story short - he was fired.
HELP? I need help remembering a joke. Is it ok to ask this here?
There was a joke about a guy being pulled over saying he was a clown late for the circus, then he took out road flares to juggle to prove to the cop he was a clown, then maybe somebody else drove by or something... does this sound familiar to anyone?
