Happy Juggler Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
Street Performance
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but you need three light bulbs.
What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler.
Four men are watching a juggler...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a man do some juggling on the street. The juggler notices that the men can't see very well, and stands on some boxes.
"Can you all see me now?" He calls
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggling. The juggler notices the four men have a very poor view, so he stands upon a large wooden box and calls out to them, "Can you see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
(If you don't get it, read it out loud)
If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns
Go for the juggler
Say you're being attacked by a circus mob. What's the best strategy?
Go for the juggler.
When fighting clowns, never hesitate.
Go straight for the juggler.
In a knife fight with street entertainers
I always go straight for the juggler.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and German are watching a juggler perform...
Concerned they cannot see the performance, the juggler stands on a wooden box and yells "Can you see me gentlemen?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus?
They went straight for the juggler.
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If your are ever about to get jumped by a gang of clowns
Go for the juggler
What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?
Go for the juggler.
This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
A Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggle.
The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out can you see me now?
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing...
They're watching a street performer do some juggling. The juggler then sees that the 4 men have a bad view so he stands up on a big wooden box and says "can you see me now?" The 4 men respond:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a juggler doing some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four men are towards the back of the crowd and can't see him very well, so he stands on a large wooden crate and calls to them "Can you see me now?"
They answer:
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
A circus performer is pulled over for speeding.
As the officer is writing the ticket, he notices several machetes in the back seat of the car.
What are those for? he asks suspiciously.
I'm a juggler, the driver replies. I use those in my act.
Well, show me, the officer demands.
So the juggler gets out and starts juggling: one, two, three, four, and finally seven machetes at one time. He does overhand, underhand, and behind the back.
Another car passes by. The driver does a double take and says: My God, if that's the test they're giving now, I've got to give up drinking!
What's the difference between a clown and a colombian?
Ones a smug juggler the other is a drug smuggler.
An englishman, a Frenchman, a spaniard, and a German
Are all watching a really great street performer who was juggling.
The juggler realized that from where they were standing they couldn't see him very well. So the juggler stood on top of a wooden box. He asks if they can see him now.
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
How do you kill a circus?
Aim for the juggler.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German were in the side of a street...
On the street was a performer who was juggling. The juggler noticed the four men had poor eyesight so the juggler stood on a wooden box and exclaimed "Can you see me now?!" The three men responded
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
Why did the quadriplegic juggler get fired?
He kept dropping the quadriplegic
How do you kill an entire circus at once?
Go for the juggler.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together.
A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can't see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks: "Can you see me now?" The four men answer: "Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."
What's the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler?
Practice.
If you get attacked by a group of clowns
Go for the juggler
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing watching a juggler
The juggler, noticing the four have a bit of poor view, stands up on a box, then calls out to them, "Can you see me better now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer do juggling
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer do juggling. The juggler notices the 4 gentlemen have a poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out " Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
An englishman, a frenchman, a spaniard, and a german were all standing watching a street performer do some exciting juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden box and asks them, 'Can you all see me now?'
'Yes'
'Oui'
'Sí'
'Ja'
a bilingual joke (hope you like it)
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
Why couldn't the juggler perform on the big stage?
He didn't have the b**...
If you're attacked by a mob of angry clowns...
go for the juggler.
A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it."
So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"
Hopefully, you will understand
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view. So he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out ¨Can you see me now?¨ They respond...¨Yes¨,¨Oui¨,¨Si¨,¨Ja¨.
How did the juggler become so rich?
He knew how to balance his checkbook.
The other day I was attacked by a gang of clowns
So I went straight for the juggler.
An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man were watching a juggler.
An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man were watching a juggler performing, but the juggler noticed they couldn't see very well, so he stood on a crate and called out, Can you see me now?
They replied, Yes, Oui, Si, Ja.
What's the quickest way to kill a Circus?
Go straight for the Juggler....
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer doing some juggling. The juggler saw that the four guys were struggling to see him so he stepped on top of a crate and called out to them, "Can you see me now?"
The said,
"Yes",
"Oui",
"Si",
"Ja".
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching an..
American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
I was recently attacked by a group of clowns.
The only way I could defend myself was to go for the juggler.
After the accident
The juggler didn'ty have the b**... to carry.on
How do you m**... a circus?
Go for the juggler
When a serial killer goes to a circus, who do they go to kill first?
They go for the Juggler
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spanish man and a German are watching a juggler
The juggler notices they are having troubles seeing him through the crowd and steps onto a box. He asks can you see me now? They reply
Yea
Oui
Si
Ja
how do you defend yourself from a gang of clowns?
Going straight for the juggler.
What's the one rule about fighting circus freaks?
Always go for the juggler.
How do you take out a group of clowns?
You go straight for the Juggler.
