The Best 44 Juggler Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Juggler jokes. There are some juggler ventriloquist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these juggler performer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Juggler Jokes and Puns

Street Performance

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but you need three light bulbs.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Juggler joke, What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Four men are watching a juggler...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a man do some juggling on the street. The juggler notices that the men can't see very well, and stands on some boxes.
"Can you all see me now?" He calls
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggling. The juggler notices the four men have a very poor view, so he stands upon a large wooden box and calls out to them, "Can you see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

(If you don't get it, read it out loud)


If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns

Go for the juggler

Say you're being attacked by a circus mob. What's the best strategy?

Go for the juggler.

Juggler joke, Say you're being attacked by a circus mob. What's the best strategy?

Why do clowns hate assassins?

Because they go for the juggler.

When fighting clowns, never hesitate.

Go straight for the juggler.

In a knife fight with street entertainers

I always go straight for the juggler.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and German are watching a juggler perform...

Concerned they cannot see the performance, the juggler stands on a wooden box and yells "Can you see me gentlemen?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

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Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus?

They went straight for the juggler.

If your are ever about to get jumped by a gang of clowns

Go for the juggler

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns...

Always go for the juggler.

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Relevant advice.

Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler.

Juggler joke, Relevant advice.

A Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggle.

The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out can you see me now?

Yes

Oui

Si

Ja

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing...

They're watching a street performer do some juggling. The juggler then sees that the 4 men have a bad view so he stands up on a big wooden box and says "can you see me now?" The 4 men respond:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a juggler doing some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four men are towards the back of the crowd and can't see him very well, so he stands on a large wooden crate and calls to them "Can you see me now?"

They answer:

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."


A circus performer is pulled over for speeding.

As the officer is writing the ticket, he notices several machetes in the back seat of the car.

What are those for? he asks suspiciously.

I'm a juggler, the driver replies. I use those in my act.

Well, show me, the officer demands.

So the juggler gets out and starts juggling: one, two, three, four, and finally seven machetes at one time. He does overhand, underhand, and behind the back.

Another car passes by. The driver does a double take and says: My God, if that's the test they're giving now, I've got to give up drinking!

What's the difference between a clown and a colombian?

Ones a smug juggler the other is a drug smuggler.

An englishman, a Frenchman, a spaniard, and a German

Are all watching a really great street performer who was juggling.

The juggler realized that from where they were standing they couldn't see him very well. So the juggler stood on top of a wooden box. He asks if they can see him now.

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

How do you kill a circus?

Aim for the juggler.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German were in the side of a street...

On the street was a performer who was juggling. The juggler noticed the four men had poor eyesight so the juggler stood on a wooden box and exclaimed "Can you see me now?!" The three men responded

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

Why did the quadriplegic juggler get fired?

He kept dropping the quadriplegic

How do you kill an entire circus at once?

Go for the juggler.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together.

A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can't see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks: "Can you see me now?" The four men answer: "Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

What's the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler?

Practice.

If you get attacked by a group of clowns

Go for the juggler

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing watching a juggler

The juggler, noticing the four have a bit of poor view, stands up on a box, then calls out to them, "Can you see me better now?"



"Yes."

"Oui."

"Si."

"Ja."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer do juggling

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer do juggling. The juggler notices the 4 gentlemen have a poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out " Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Si."

"Ja."

An englishman, a frenchman, a spaniard, and a german were all standing watching a street performer do some exciting juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden box and asks them, 'Can you all see me now?'

'Yes'

'Oui'

'Sí'

'Ja'

a bilingual joke (hope you like it)

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Sí"

"Ja"

Why couldn't the juggler perform on the big stage?

He didn't have the balls

If you're attacked by a mob of angry clowns...

go for the juggler.

A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it."

So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"

If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns...

Go for the juggler.

Hopefully, you will understand

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view. So he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out ¨Can you see me now?¨ They respond...¨Yes¨,¨Oui¨,¨Si¨,¨Ja¨.

How did the juggler become so rich?

He knew how to balance his checkbook.

The other day I was attacked by a gang of clowns

So I went straight for the juggler.

An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man were watching a juggler.

An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man were watching a juggler performing, but the juggler noticed they couldn't see very well, so he stood on a crate and called out, Can you see me now?

They replied, Yes, Oui, Si, Ja.

What's the quickest way to kill a Circus?

Go straight for the Juggler....

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer doing some juggling. The juggler saw that the four guys were struggling to see him so he stepped on top of a crate and called out to them, "Can you see me now?"

The said,
"Yes",
"Oui",
"Si",
"Ja".

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching an..

American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Sí"

"Ja"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the juggler comedian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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