Juggler Jokes
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Funniest Juggler Short Jokes
Short juggler jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The juggler humour may include short juggling jokes also.
- What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler.
This is my favorite joke that I have read on here. - What's the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler? Practice.
- How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs.
- You are being attacked by a gang of clowns, how do you defend yourself? You go for the juggler
(Stole it from some guy in my office) - Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting.
He went straight for the juggler. - Did you hear about the knife-wielding madman who attacked a circus camp the other day? He went straight for the juggler.
- If there's one thing I've learned from fighting against groups of clowns... ...It's to always go for the juggler.
- Did you hear about the lion who killed a man during a circus act? He went straight for the juggler.
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Juggler One Liners
Which juggler one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with juggler? I can suggest the ones about circus performer and magician.
- What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.
- Why did the quadriplegic juggler get fired? He kept dropping the quadriplegic
- How did the juggler become so rich? He knew how to balance his checkbook.
- Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler.
- If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns... Always go for the juggler.
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Cr - That juggler must be sick. He keeps throwing up!
- What do you get when you cross a well endowed lady and a circus performer? A Juggler.
- If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler
- How do you ruin a circus? Go for the Juggler
- Did you hear about the vampire at the circus? He went straight for the juggler
- How do you spot the violent kids at the circus? They go straight for the juggler.
- What did the Roman busker say to the living statue? Carpe juggler.
- If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clown Go for the juggler
- In a knife fight with street entertainers I always go straight for the juggler.
- How do you m**... a circus? Go for the juggler
Happy Juggler Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about juggler you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jester jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make juggler pranks.
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What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?
Go for the Jugular (juggler)!
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What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?
Go straight for the juggler.
so this guy is speeding down a highway, and a cop appears behind him and pulls him over.
the cop comes up to the man and says, "why were you speeding today sir?" the man replies, "i'm a juggler in a circus, and i'm just trying to get to my next show. I apologize."
the cop looks intrigued, and says "if you can prove to me you're a juggler, I'll let you go with a warning."
the man says, "officer, I don't have my equipment with me, I had to ship it seperately." the officer thinks for a minute, and brings back some flares from his car and lights them.
the juggler immediately starts throwing them up and catching them, and the officer is very impressed.
meanwhile, another man driving by pulls over and stops his car. he gets out and immediately walks into the back seat of the police car and closes the door. the officer comes back and says "why did you get into my car?"
the man replies, his words slurred, "i ain't never gonna pass that new sobriety test you got there"
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Say you're being attacked by a circus mob. What's the best strategy?
Go for the juggler.
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If you're attacked by a gang of clows...
go for the juggler.
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Why do clowns hate assassins?
Because they go for the juggler.
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When fighting clowns, never hesitate.
Go straight for the juggler.
A Juggler, and the Police...
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it."
The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!
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If your are ever about to get jumped by a gang of clowns
Go for the juggler
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A sword juggler walks up to a sword s**... and asks, "Don't you think what you do is a little dangerous?"
The sword s**... turns around and points to the sword in his mouth.
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Relevant advice.
Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler.
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How do you deal with a bunch of clowns?
You go for the juggler.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing...
They're watching a street performer do some juggling. The juggler then sees that the 4 men have a bad view so he stands up on a big wooden box and says "can you see me now?" The 4 men respond:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
A performer is traveling to his next show at night...
When he is stopped by a police officer for a surprise car search. The officer finds that the man has an assortment of blades and sharp weapons. He questions the man about them.
Officer: can you explain the weapons in your car?
Man: weapons? I think you mean my props. I'm a juggler you see.
Officer: oh well is that so? Prove it.
The man proceeds to juggle two blades, then three, then four. Just then, a car drives past. The man in the car turns to his wife and says:
Thank God I gave up drinking! Just look at how they're testing people now!
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Best way to start a fight with a group of clowns
Start with the juggler
A circus performer is pulled over for speeding.
As the officer is writing the ticket, he notices several machetes in the back seat of the car.
What are those for? he asks suspiciously.
I'm a juggler, the driver replies. I use those in my act.
Well, show me, the officer demands.
So the juggler gets out and starts juggling: one, two, three, four, and finally seven machetes at one time. He does overhand, underhand, and behind the back.
Another car passes by. The driver does a double take and says: My God, if that's the test they're giving now, I've got to give up drinking!
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How do you stop an angry mob of clowns?
Go for the juggler.
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To take down a kingdom, just kill the court jester
Or as they say, go straight for the juggler.
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If you get attacked by a group of clowns
Go for the juggler
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Why couldn't the juggler perform on the big stage?
He didn't have the b**...
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If you're attacked by a mob of angry clowns...
go for the juggler.
A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it."
So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"
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If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns...
Go for the juggler.
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After the accident
The juggler didn'ty have the b**... to carry.on
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When a serial killer goes to a circus, who do they go to kill first?
They go for the Juggler
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How do you take out a group of clowns?
You go straight for the Juggler.
