The Best 16 Juggle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Juggle jokes. There are some juggle manage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these juggle tightrope puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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A Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggle.

The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out can you see me now?

Yes

Oui

Si

Ja

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing in a group watching a street performer juggle.

The performer notices that the four gentleman have a very bad view of the show and gets up on a wooden box, and shouts into the crowd can you guys see me better now? He asks.

Yes
Oui
Si
Ja

Why couldn't the juggler perform on the big stage?

He didn't have the balls

Juggle joke, Why couldn't the juggler perform on the big stage?

How did the juggler become so rich?

He knew how to balance his checkbook.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but you need three light bulbs.


Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it."

So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"

Juggle joke, A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing

Dave worked at a circus school...

Normally, he teaches kids how to juggle or do cartwheels but it wasn't all that interesting.
One day, he decides to teach the kids something a bit more exciting so he brought in a cannon.

Long story short - he was fired.

I've been learning how to juggle.

No matter how much I practice, I don't seem to be getting any better. It keeps me up at night tossing and turning.

That juggler must be sick.

He keeps throwing up!

HELP? I need help remembering a joke. Is it ok to ask this here?

There was a joke about a guy being pulled over saying he was a clown late for the circus, then he took out road flares to juggle to prove to the cop he was a clown, then maybe somebody else drove by or something... does this sound familiar to anyone?

You can explore juggle diverse reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean juggle juggler dad jokes. There are also juggle puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I was learning how to juggle, and I thought I was making good progress...

.... but I kept dropping the ball.

Did you hear about the killer whale who was able to juggle while standing on its legs?

Turns out it was just a fluke.

I know a guy that used to juggle while cooking

Missed steaks were made.

My girlfriend broke up with me when I couldn't juggle

I really dropped the ball

My newborn baby boy can already juggle, speak full sentences and even ride a bike!

He is infantly better than his sister...

Juggle joke, My newborn baby boy can already juggle, speak full sentences and even ride a bike!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the juggle busy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working juggle balance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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