Juggle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Juggle jokes. Read juggle manage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

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A Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggle.

The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out can you see me now?





An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing in a group watching a street performer juggle.

The performer notices that the four gentleman have a very bad view of the show and gets up on a wooden box, and shouts into the crowd can you guys see me better now? He asks.


Why couldn't the juggler perform on the big stage?

He didn't have the b**...

How did the juggler become so rich?

He knew how to balance his checkbook.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but you need three light bulbs.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it."

So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"

Juggle joke, A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing

Dave worked at a circus school...

Normally, he teaches kids how to juggle or do cartwheels but it wasn't all that interesting.
One day, he decides to teach the kids something a bit more exciting so he brought in a cannon.

Long story short - he was fired.

That juggler must be sick.

He keeps throwing up!

I've been learning how to juggle.

No matter how much I practice, I don't seem to be getting any better. It keeps me up at night tossing and turning.

HELP? I need help remembering a joke. Is it ok to ask this here?

There was a joke about a guy being pulled over saying he was a clown late for the circus, then he took out road flares to juggle to prove to the cop he was a clown, then maybe somebody else drove by or something... does this sound familiar to anyone?

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I was learning how to juggle, and I thought I was making good progress...

.... but I kept dropping the ball.

Did you hear about the killer whale who was able to juggle while standing on its legs?

Turns out it was just a fluke.

I know a guy that used to juggle while cooking

Missed steaks were made.

My girlfriend broke up with me when I couldn't juggle

I really dropped the ball

My newborn baby boy can already juggle, speak full sentences and even ride a bike!

He is infantly better than his sister...

Juggle joke, My newborn baby boy can already juggle, speak full sentences and even ride a bike!

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