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35 juggling jokes and hilarious juggling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about juggling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find out how to make your act come alive with a few well-placed juggling jokes! Learn which funny lines work best for different acts, from juggling balls and a trapeze to a pitcher and a performer. Get your audience laughing and keep them engaged!

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Funniest Juggling Short Jokes

Short juggling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The juggling humour may include short juggler jokes also.

  1. I found a hat with $17.50 in it and I thought this other guy was going to pick it up but... ...he was too busy juggling.
  2. I found a hat with £17.50 in it I thought this other lad was going to pick it up.
    But he was to busy juggling.
  3. I was pondering why people keep telling me that juggling bricks is a bad idea. Then it hit me.
  4. Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore? Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP
  5. My gf told me that I act like a clown It was so unexpected and upsetting I stopped juggling and almost fell off my unicycle.
  6. There was trouble at the 'World Speed Juggling Championship' last night Things got out of hand pretty quickly
  7. I've been learning how to juggle. No matter how much I practice, I don't seem to be getting any better. It keeps me up at night tossing and turning.
  8. My 3 sons placed 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a talent contest judged by Lee Kun-hee Jake juggled, Daniel danced and Sam sung
  9. Planning for this year's International Juggling Convention has ran into difficulties. Organiser's have stated that its all up in the air.
  10. Room-mate: Why are you juggling in the shower? Me: My girlfriend told me to clean up my act!

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Juggling One Liners

Which juggling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with juggling? I can suggest the ones about jogging and bouncing.

  1. What do you call a midget clown that juggles? A Juggalo
  2. The math involved with juggling Is often over my head.
  3. If you go to clown school is your education a joke or are you juggling with your future?
  4. All the guys I was juggling the football with are straight None of them could keep it up.
  5. Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
  6. What do you call a woman juggling pints of lager and playing snooker? Beatrix Potter
  7. How do you call a dwarf-juggling giant ? midget spinner
  8. I know a guy that used to juggle while cooking Missed steaks were made.
  9. My girlfriend broke up with me when I couldn't juggle I really dropped the ball
  10. My wife comes home and asks why there are oranges everywhere.. ...because I cant juggle.
  11. Would you like a lid and tray with your order? Do you offer juggling lessons instead?

Juggling Balls Jokes

Here is a list of funny juggling balls jokes and even better juggling balls puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was learning how to juggle, and I thought I was making good progress... .... but I kept dropping the ball.
Juggling joke, I was learning how to juggle, and I thought I was making good progress...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about juggling can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of juggling puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Ridiculous Juggling Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about juggling you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean tossing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make juggling prank.

A circus performer is driving home after a long day of training, when he is pulled over by a police officer for a broken light.

The officer looks in the car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
Sir, he says, Why do you have all those knives?
They're for my juggling act, the circus performer replies.
I don't believe you, says the cop. Prove it. So the performer gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives flawlessly.
Just at that moment, a car with two guys in it drives by. "Wow, says one to the other. I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard.

Four men are watching a juggler...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a man do some juggling on the street. The juggler notices that the men can't see very well, and stands on some boxes.
"Can you all see me now?" He calls
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

An englishman, a Frenchman, a spaniard, and a German

Are all watching a really great street performer who was juggling.
The juggler realized that from where they were standing they couldn't see him very well. So the juggler stood on top of a wooden box. He asks if they can see him now.
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

Street Performance

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German

were watching an excellent street performer juggling. The street performing noticed the four gentlemens were having trouble seeing him, so he stood up on a crate and asked "can you see me now?".
The four men answered back "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja"

A Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggle.

The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out can you see me now?
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja

An englishman, a frenchman, a spaniard, and a german were all standing watching a street performer do some exciting juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden box and asks them, 'Can you all see me now?'

'Yes'
'Oui'
'Sí'
'Ja'

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer do juggling

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer do juggling. The juggler notices the 4 gentlemen have a poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out " Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German were in the side of a street...

On the street was a performer who was juggling. The juggler noticed the four men had poor eyesight so the juggler stood on a wooden box and exclaimed "Can you see me now?!" The three men responded
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing...

They're watching a street performer do some juggling. The juggler then sees that the 4 men have a bad view so he stands up on a big wooden box and says "can you see me now?" The 4 men respond:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer doing some juggling. The juggler saw that the four guys were struggling to see him so he stepped on top of a crate and called out to them, "Can you see me now?"
The said,
"Yes",
"Oui",
"Si",
"Ja".

A circus performer is pulled over for speeding.

As the officer is writing the ticket, he notices several machetes in the back seat of the car.
What are those for? he asks suspiciously.
I'm a juggler, the driver replies. I use those in my act.
Well, show me, the officer demands.
So the juggler gets out and starts juggling: one, two, three, four, and finally seven machetes at one time. He does overhand, underhand, and behind the back.
Another car passes by. The driver does a double take and says: My God, if that's the test they're giving now, I've got to give up drinking!

A circus performer is stopped by the police for having a faulty brake light

As he approaches the car, the policeman spots a set of knives on the back seat.
He asks the man why he has them and doesn't he know it's against the law to carry knives?
The man explains that the knives are used in his act. He juggles them.
The policeman insists the man gets out to show him so he stands at the roadside performing his act.
Just then, another car drives by. The driver of the car turns to his wife and says, Thank goodness I gave up drinking, just look how the police do sobriety tests these days.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing in a group watching a street performer juggle.

The performer notices that the four gentleman have a very bad view of the show and gets up on a wooden box, and shouts into the crowd can you guys see me better now? He asks.
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggling. The juggler notices the four men have a very poor view, so he stands upon a large wooden box and calls out to them, "Can you see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
(If you don't get it, read it out loud)

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a juggler doing some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four men are towards the back of the crowd and can't see him very well, so he stands on a large wooden crate and calls to them "Can you see me now?"
They answer:
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

An Englishman, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German...

An Englishman, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German are watching a street performer do some amazing juggling, but they don't have a good view. The street performer then moves and asks them:
"Can you guys see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
Hint: Say out loud with respective accents.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching an..

American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"

a bilingual joke (hope you like it)

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"

Juggling joke, a bilingual joke (hope you like it)

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these juggling jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.