Judo Jokes
42 judo jokes and hilarious judo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about judo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Judo Short Jokes
Short judo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The judo humour may include short jiu jitsu jokes also.
- I warn you not to mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Aikido, Jiujitsu and 22 other japanese words.
- What's the difference between karate and judo?
karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of. - I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo. Judo know if I got a knife...
Judo know if I got a gun... - What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
- What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo? One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.
- Norris: I can defeat any chess champion in three moves or less. Boris: You know Chess?
Norris: No, Judo - I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujit su... and other 28 dangerous words.
- I am a natural talent You better leave me alone! I know judo, karate, taekwondo and bunch of other Japanese words!
- [OC] I saw a Japanese martial artist, I've seen him on tv before so I excitedly waved at him. He was confused and said "I don't believe we've met" I said "I recognize Judo".
- I'm an expert in Puerto Rican Judo... Judo know if I got a knife, and judo know if I got a gun
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Judo One Liners
Which judo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with judo? I can suggest the ones about karate and martial arts.
- I know Mexican judo Judo know if I have a knife.
Judo know if I have a gun. - Why do they call the Israeli martial art krav maga? Because Judo was already taken.
- I'm trying to get in touch with my old judo instructor. He is a hard man to pin down!
- I know karate, judo, jujitsu... And a few more Japanese words.
- What do challah and martial arts have in common? Judo
- Why are Japanese people so good at judo? You can't ippon a Nippon.
- You know about the Matzo Maker to opened a dojo? He wanted to practice his judo.
- Yo mamma so dumb She thinks judo is what you make bagels with
- How would nicolas cage win a rap battle? By using verbal judo
- Why did the worm learn judo? So he could flip the bird
Thanks dad - What's a Jewish person's favourite martial arts? Judo
- What is Chalah before it's baked? Judo
- What is the best martial art for making bagels? Judo
- Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men.
- What do you call really bad tango? Judo.
Entertaining Judo Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about judo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tennis jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make judo pranks.
Mexican self defense
A Mexican passed a Japanese man and a Korean man as they were discussing their favorite type of martial arts.
Japanese man: I practice karate, the defense arts.
Korean man: I practice Taekwondo, teaches defense and attack.
At this point the men notice the Mexican and ask him what he practices
Mexican: Judono
Men: We have heard of Judo but not Judono, what is it?
Mexican: Well, judono if I got a gun, judono if I got a knife...
A blind man walks into a gay bar.
He walks up to the lesbian bartender and says "hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The bartender says "Let me tell you a few things since you're blind, I am a blonde bartender who keeps a shotgun under the table. The bouncer is a 6ft blonde with a 4th degree black belt in judo. The woman beside you is a blonde biker with the local gang. The owner of this bar is a blonde army veteran who did four tours in Iraq. Now do you really want to tell that joke here?". The blind man thinks for a second and says "Naaahh, not if i have to explain it four times."
A guy in a dimly lit bar turns to the woman next to him and says hey you want to hear a blonde joke?
The woman responds, before you tell your blonde joke, let me tell YOU something. I'm a professional MMA fighter and I'm blonde. The woman next to me is a professional kickboxer and she's blonde too. Oh and next to her, a judo instructor. Also blonde. You still want to tell me that blonde joke?
The man turns back to his beer. Ughh. Not if I have to explain it THREE times.
A Japanese guy and Mexican guy get into an argument
Things start getting really heated and the Mexican guy says "Let's take this outside !!!" The Japanese guy says "Let's go, but I'll warn you, I know Judo !!!" The Mexican guy says "O ya, well I know Mexican Judo." The Japanese guy looks confused and says "What the h**... is Mexican Judo ?!?" The Mexican guy responds "Judo know if I have a gun or Judo know if I have a knife !!!"
What does a Judoon (Doctor Who alien) say when he hugs his friend?
NO h**... MO
Why was the challah bread good at defending itself?
Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)
