Rib-Tickling Judgmental Jokes that Bring Friends Together
I'm 25 years old and finally decided to tell my parents and the rest of my family that I don't want kids
The look on my mom and dad's face was pretty judgmental, but my wife and two children took it really, really hard.
The Pearly Gates and the Brothers
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 3 black guys arrive.
St. Pete looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be right back."
St. Pete goes over to God's office and chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.
God says to Pete: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Pete goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."
"Who. The black guys?" asked God.
"No. The Gates."
People are too judgmental nowadays.
I can tell just by looking at them.
Everything was going great with me and my girlfriend until she told me she used to be a Christian. I wouldn't put up with it, so I dumped her.
Call me judgmental all you want, but I have only known her since she was Christine.
What do you call a gathering of judgmental Catholics?
Critical Mass.
Some people are so judgmental.
You can tell just by looking at them.
Folks in my hometown are so judgmental!
I(40) tried to take my wife(19) out for a nice dinner and everyone kept staring and calling me a p**...! It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary!
What do you call a ironic judgmental hippopotamus?
Hippo-critic.
(Lol this s**... but I just thought of it)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well, I forgot the story of the joke but it involves a donkey and at the end, the chicken says "I think that's quite judgmental"
The most judgmental bathtub is the
j'acuzzi.
For someone who said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up
My mom certainly sounds judgmental when she call me an alcoholic
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I went to the psychiatrist wearing nothing but my brand new plastic wrap underpants and she was very judgmental...
The first thing she said was "I can clearly see your nuts"
