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A barbarian s**... in Rome somehow won the attention of Caesar's daughter
They became lovers. To avoid pregnancy, they agreed to o**... s**... only. After just a few encounters, they were caught in the act. At first the barbarian, imprisoned and sentenced to fight to entertain the crowd, regretted his poor judgment.
Eventually, though, he was gladiator.
Afterlife for IRS Cheaters
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a s**..., ugly woman for the next five years.
A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his s**..., hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.
"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing s**... to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have s**...."
A sad day for a doctor
After 7 years of study, training and hard work, a member of the medical profession has been fired after one minor lack of judgment. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, effort, training and money. This shows that one minor mistake can ruin your career. Praying for him and his family. He was a genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant veterinarian.
My girlfriend told me I was terrible in bed.
I said, "Come on! You can't make a judgment like that after only two minutes."
A religious monk is approached by a demoness.
She tells him he must choose between three evils:
1. Kill a goat.
2. Drink alcohol.
3. Have s**... with her.
Knowing they are all against his good judgment, he decides to do whichever causes the least harm, so he drinks the alcohol.
He then proceeds to kill the goat and have s**... with the demoness.
Why are weathermen not to be trusted?
Because their judgment is clouded.
You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment
He's always right on the money.
The most judgmental bathtub is the
j'acuzzi.
What is Thanos' favorite NPR program?
Snap Judgment.
Before we got married, I enjoyed the fact my wife sometimes made funny faces at me.
Now that she only sometimes makes normal faces at me, I realize the error in my judgment.
This election, the choice is yours
Either you get four years of conspiracy theories, bad judgment, and divisiveness... or you get Donald Trump.
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