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157 judge jokes and hilarious judge puns to laugh out loud. Read professions jokes about judge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready to burst out laughing with this collection of judge jokes about retiring judges, talent show judges, and even judges making decisions about Asian food in the courthouse! Enjoy your time with these funny judge jokes and judgmental puns!

Best Short Judge Jokes

Short judge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The judge humour may include short jury jokes also.

  1. A man is on trial for cannibalism A man is on trial for cannibalism.
    He says to the judge,
    "Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man."
  2. The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved.
  3. Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward'." Contestant: "C-U-N..."
    Judge: "DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP."
  4. A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover
  5. The doctor told me I had only six months to live, so I shot him dead. The judge gave me fifteen years. Problem solved.
  6. My ex divorced me because she said I treated her like a maid. But even the judge agreed that she should keep the house.
  7. Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat.
  8. A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, "First offender?" She replied: "No, first a Gibson, and then a Fender."
  9. A woman is arrested for beating her husband up with his guitar collection. The judge asked "First offender?"
    The wife answered "No. First a Gibson. Then a Fender"
  10. The doctor gave me 5 month to live. So in the heat of the moment, I shot him.
    And the judge gave me 25 years.
    Problem solved.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about judge can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of judge puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Judge One Liners

Which judge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with judge? I can suggest the ones about justice and court.

  1. A judge asked a wife why she stabbed her husband 75 times. She said her arm got tired.
  2. My doctor said I only have 2 months to live... So I shot him.
    The judge gave me 30years.
  3. Attorney: My client is trapped in a penny Judge: What?
    Attorney: He's in a cent.
  4. What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice.
  5. I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard. I expect a long sentence.
  6. What did the judge put in his drink? Just ice
  7. You can't judge a book by its cover Now you can't even assume it's a book
  8. Judging by the mess in the living room. Babies don't bounce.
  9. Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? A judge charged him with battery.
  10. TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the caribbean! Justice was served.
  11. So my doctor said I have 6 months so I shot him and the judge gave me 15 years
  12. Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds.
  13. What did the judge order in his whiskey? Just ice
  14. Doctor gave me 2 years to live So I shot him.
    Judge gave me 30 years.
  15. I try not to judge my barber for his weight but.. He could be a hair trimmer.

Judge Ordered Jokes

Here is a list of funny judge ordered jokes and even better judge ordered puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Judge: I order you to pay $10,000 - do you understand? Mario: ...
    Judge: It's a fine.
    Mario: [sadly] no itsa not
  • My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship Or as the judge insists on calling it, a restraining order
  • Mario got taken to court He turned out to be guilty, here is the last words of the trial.
    Judge: I order to pay a $10,000 fine
    Mario: why
    Judge: it's a fine
    Mario: [sadly] no itsa not
  • Your mama is so fat When she went to the court house and the judge said 'order, order', she said 'a burger and chips please!'
  • I found out my wife's been blowing the judge to get out of her parking fines. I shouldn't be talking about it really... The judge put a gag order on it.
  • Why can't judges get drunk? They always order just-ice
  • Mario is in court Judge :I order you to pay 10,000$
    Mario: why
    Judge: it's a fine
    Mario : no itsa not
    I didn't come up with this just thought it was funny
  • Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high...
    Judge: Order! Order in the court!
    Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye.
  • A judge in my city had the entire bathroom removed from the Courthouse. It was out of order.
  • Court judge orders Jared Fogle to have one particular Subway sandwich every day for the duration of his sentence. a 12 inch Black Forest Ham.

Judge Ruled Jokes

Here is a list of funny judge ruled jokes and even better judge ruled puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Breaking News: Supreme court has ruled that basic intelligence tests for Election voting is Discriminatory. The judge said that it is unfair to block all Republicans from voting.
  • I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff.
  • Judge Scalia should have worn Nikes He would have ruled the court.
  • Man sentenced to 5 years in prison for robbing a garden centre The Judge ruled it as a crime against nature.
  • The Supreme Court ruled against increasing tax on flatbread imports from India. The case was closed by a no naan cents judge.
  • A judge ruled to take away Mr. Coffee's custody rights.. His lawyer asked, "on what grounds?"
    The judge replied, "Child a-brews"
  • A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: "I object, Your Honor! One of the jurors is asleep."
    The Judge ruled: "You put him to sleep… You wake him up."
  • Soccer A soccer judge accidentally had given a c**... instead of the yellow card to a player. Nobody broke the rules in that match any more.

Judge Presided Jokes

Here is a list of funny judge presided jokes and even better judge presided puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Today the president signed a bill making it against the law to get up out of a chair. I tried to sue but the judge said there was no legal standing.

Talent Show Judge Jokes

Here is a list of funny talent show judge jokes and even better talent show judge puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Apparently a lion has won a talent show in South Africa The judges said it had roar talent
  • Did you hear about the t**... on the talent show!? apparently he blew the judges away!
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Cheeky Judge Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about judge you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean umpire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make judge prank.

A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection.

The judge looks down at her and asks, "First offender?"
The woman replies, "nope, first a Martin, then a Gibson, then a Fender."

Mama and Papa Bear are getting divorced...

and the Judge is asking Baby bear who he wishes to live with. "So, is it Mama or Papa?" the Judge asks.
"Mama and Papa beat me," says Baby Bear.
"Well do you have any other relatives?" asked the Judge.
"I have an uncle in Chicago," replies Baby Bear.
"Does he beat you too?" asks the Judge.
"Naww," says Baby Bear. "The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."

Little boy in custody battle.

Hey mother and father were in a heated custody battle for their son. The judge asks the little boy,"Do you want to go live with your mother?". Little boy replied,"No she beats me." The judge says "Oh,do you want to live with your dad?". Once again the little boy replied " No, he beats me." so the judge asks,"Well who do you want to live with?". Little boy looks at the judge and says, "The Dallas Cowboys they don't beat anybody."

Jesus vs Satan

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."

I got arrested last night for m**......

I can't remember too much, I was out drinking till late. Once I left the pub I saw two young men fighting. It took some effort but I successfully managed to separate them.
The judge says they were Siamese twins conjoined at the head.

My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her

And according to the judge, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,"

...and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week," said the divorce court judge.
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband replied, "and every now and then I'll try and send her a few bucks myself."

A Chinese farmer tells a judge he wants a divorce...

So the judge asks him why. The farmer says, "I'm just a simple farmer, I never went to school, and I don't know very much. But I do know this: when I plant corn, I get corn; when I plant rice, I get rice; now when I plant Chinese boy and black boy comes out, something's wrong."

Grandpa

Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and year he was going to die!
Teacher: What an evolved soul? How'd he know?
Me: The judge told him.

A tip for Snowden.

Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go...
Guantanomo bay

I OBJECT! the defendant screams in court.

The judge gives her a very emotional hug and says, No…you human.

So a man and woman are getting a divorce and are in court fighting for custody of their child.

So a man and woman are getting a divorce and are in court fighting for custody of their child. The judge ask the woman why should you get the the kid and she is saying how she was in labor and held the child in her w**..... The judge says good argument now Mr. Jones your argument.. He sits there and thinks for a moment and says if you put a dollar in a coke machine is the coke yours or the machines?

He has a point...

Judge: "Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?"
Juror: "I don't want to be away from my job that long."
Judge: "Can't they do without you at work?"
Juror: "Yes, but I don't want them to know it."

Judgement day

Peter is on trial. He's on trial because he shot his wife when he caught her in bed with another guy.
The judge wants to know; "why did you shoot your wife?".
"Well, " Peter replies, "it seemed easier to shoot her once, than to shoot a different guy every week".

It was Christmas day.....

and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."

How do you move a sleeping cow?

*Use a bulldozer.*
Yes I came up with this joke and yes I'm proud. Don't judge!

If life was like middle school

Judge: In all my years on the bench, I have never seen a more despicable criminal. You robbed, assaulted, and tortured the victim simply for the thrill of it. Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?
Criminal: Nope
Judge: I hereby sentence you to forty years in a maximum security prison. I also sentence the victim to forty years in prison.
Victim: Wait- what? That doesn't make any sense! *He* attacked *me*!
Judge: I don't care who started it.

An identity thief and a r**... get convicted in a poor town...

The judge decides that the best punishment is to tie them up in a courtyard and for $5 you can punch the identity thief so he can never use his charm to con again, or for $10 you can kick the r**... in the nuts. The police officer in charge of this spots a girl kick the identity thief in the nuts and says, "Hey! You can't do that!" The girl asks, "Why not?" And the cop says, "Because this is the punchline."

Three men are standing before a judge.

The judge asks the first man why he was arrested. " I blew bubbles in the park.", the man said.
"That is not a crime. You are free to go.", the judge replies. He then asks the second man why he was arrested.
"I also blew bubbles in the park.", he said. The judge said that he didn't break the law and was free to go. The judge then ask the third man why he was arrested.
"I'm Bubbles."

Custody trial

Momma bear and papa bear are in court finalizing their divorce and custody of junior bear. The judge asks junior bear who he wants to live with?
J: "do you want to live with momma bear? "
JB: "no, she beats me."
J: "do you want to stay with papa bear?"
JB: "no, he beats me too."
J: "then who will you live with?"
JB: "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they never beat anybody!"

A drunk is brought to court...

The judge says "you've been brought here for drinking" to which the drunk replies "when can we start!"

Little Billy started playing o**... when he was 5

Little Billy started playing o**... when he was 5. He practiced and practiced every day. He had heard of this orchestra from his town that was really hard to get accepted into. This made him want to practice and practice even more. He even got private lessons with a skilled organist. Finally, the day came. He went to the audition room and started to play, but no sound would come out. The o**... was broken. The judge immediately arranged for another o**.... As Billy began to play, the o**... also creaked and then ceased to make a sound. The judge arranged for yet another o**... for Billy, but that one broke down as well. The judge suddenly collapsed to the ground.
At the hospital, the doctors pronounced the judge dead and performed an autopsy.
"The cause of death appears to be multiple o**... failure."

A cannibal in a courtroom

Representing himself, the cannibal was asked by the judge if he had anything to say.
"If the quote "You are what you eat" is true then I am an innocent man."

Death Joke

My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.
Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?
The judge told him.

So three ducks go to court...

The first duck goes up to the platform and the judge says, "Okay why are you here and tell me your name." The duck says, "My name is Quack and I was found blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge says, "Okay you're sentenced to six months."
A second duck walks up to the stand and the judge says, "Tell me your name and why you are here." The duck says, "My name is Quack Quack and I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond too." The judge says, "Alright you're sentenced to six months too just like the other guy."
The third duck walks up to the stand and the judge says, "Don't tell me your name is Quack Quack Quack." The duck goes, "No your honor, I'm Bubbles."

A woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars

The Judge asked "First time offender?"
She replied, "No, first time a Gibson, then a Fender."

A man is sitting in the dock at court.

The judge asks the man for his occupation.
"I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies.
"And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the morning when police arrived at the scene", the judge inquires.
"I was making a bolt for the door".

At my trial the judge asked me how i justified using force to get women to sleep with me...

Apparently "Because I'm a Jedi" wasn't a good enough excuse

A 10 years old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia courtroom in Pennsylvania yesterday

.... when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life his family, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Philadelphia 76ers whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

A couple after a divorce are at court over who could keep the child.

So the mother goes:" i carried that child for 9 long months and gave birth to it under a lot of pain. I should keep it.
The judge asks the father if he has anything to add.
The father calmly replies:" let me explain this situation with a metaphor; if you walk up to a coca-cola machine, put in a dollar and a coke comes out, does the coke belong to you or the machine?"

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen!
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Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

A man has been found guilty of overusing commas

The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence.

I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him.

Judge gave me 30 years.
So I mean who's the real winner here?

"Your word is their..."

"Your word is their," said the spelling bee judge.
The contestant, confused, asked for a sentence.
"They're looking for their dog over there," replied the judge.

A man is sued and goes to court...

A man is sued for calling a lady a cow during a heated exchange at work. The man is asked by the judge to pay a small fine to the madam which he does immediately. Just before leaving the courtroom, the man and the judge have the following conversation:
"Your honor, may I ask you a question?"
"By all means sir"
"If i were to call a cow a madam, would I still have to pay a fine?"
"Of course not, that's crazy"
"Thank you your honor"
The man then turns to the woman and says:
"Have a good day madam"
And proceeds to walk out of tthe courtroom
(My dad just told me this in Serbian and it sounded better but this sort of works. Hope you get some gags!)

A judge is reprimanding the defendant in a trial: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again!

Your Honor, the defendant says, that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen.

A drunk is thrown in jail for public intoxication ...

... The next day he's brought into court and the judge says, "My good man, you've been brought here for drinking." He says, "Alright, judge, let's get started."

Just had the following conversation in court

Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You're Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I'm outta here

A woman is taken to court...

The judge asks, "What were you charged for?"
The women replied, "Doing my Christmas shopping too early."
When the judge asked her how early, she said, "Before the store opened."

My doctor told me I had 10 hours left to live...

So I killed him and the judge gave me 30 years.

An international conference was being held..

In which USA, North Korea, Europe and Africa were taking part.
The judge said,"I would like to hear your opinions about shortage of food in the rest of the world, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask us".
African president asked, "What is food?".
Europe asked, "What is Short?".
USA asked, "What is the rest of the world?".
North Korea asked, "What is Opinion?".

Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny

Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's in a cent
Judge: You're going to jail with him
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A man auditioned for a talent show

A man auditioned for a talent show and when he walked on to the stage the judge asked him what was his talent. The man replied "I do bird impressions".The judge said "Thats not something we would be interested in". The man said "Thats ok" and flew out the window.

During a custody battle...

A mother and father are sitting with a judge during a custody battle
Mom: Sir, I went through hours of pain and suffering to bring my daughter into this world. I should have full custody.
Judge: Do you have anything to say in your defense?
Father: When you put money into a vending machine and a Coke comes out, who does the coke belong to. You or the vending machine?

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes."

After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors

But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

At the spelling bee

Judge: Your word is "there."
Me: In a sentence please.
Judge: They're parking their car over there.

Judge: "You have been found unanimously guilty of using clickbait, and I sentence you to death by electric chair."

What happens next will shock you.

Jewish Judge

Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart, HONEST Jewish Judge faced the opposing lawyers.

"So, the Judge said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers became uncomfortable.

" You, attorney John, gave me $ 50,000 and you, attorney Sam, gave me $ 60,000."

The judge now reached into his pocket and pulled out $ 10,000, He handed it to attorney Sam and said...

"Now that I'm returning $ 10,000, we're going to decide this case solely on its merits.

My doctor said I have 2 weeks to live...

So I shot him. Problem solved, the judge gave me 20 years.

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.

The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and
the charge."
The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician,
charged with
battery."
The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put
this man in a dry
cell!"

An accused criminal is brought before a judge...

The judge says, "You stand accused of stealing five million dollars' worth of gold bars. How do you plead?"
"Not guilty, your honour."
"Bail is set at five million dollars." The judge slams his gavel down.
"Do you accept payment in gold?"

I shoplifted 23 cans of Pepsi from the store and got arrested, but the judge dropped the charge

He knew i stole 23 cans of Pepsi, but he said that doesn't make a case.

Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!

Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. 3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus!!

My doctor said I have 12 months to live so I r**... him

The judge gave me 40 years, I beat the system

A man and his ex-wife are negotiating child custody

The judge first asks the ex-wife to give him a reason why she should get the child.
**"Your honour, naturally, since I had to go through excruciating pain to bring this child into the world, I should get to keep the child."**
The judge is almost convinced but has to see the man's side first. The judge asks the man why he should receive custody of the child. The man thinks long and hard. Finally, he speaks up:
**"Your honour, if you went to a vending machine and put in a dollar and got a Coke, whose drink is it?"**

It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!"

So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.

Judge going through the file of an accused

Judge: So what's your Name?
Accused: Mr. Fallchurges, your Honor. First name is Freo.
Judge: So you're Freo Fallchurges.
Accused: *standing up* Thank you, Your Honor.
Attorney: Heck, we almost got him this time

Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him.

Today the judge gave me life in prison, problem solved.

The Police Officer took my w**..., but as I had a valid prescription the Judge ordered it returned to me.

I was awarded Joint Custody.

California Condor

A man was in court the other day accused of shooting and killing a California Condor. The judge asked the man, "Why on Earth would you kill one of the magnificent creatures?" The man replied, "Your honor, I have been out of work for quite a while and me and my family were hungry with nothing to eat and I looked up and saw this big bird over head so I shot it down and fed my family with it." The judge said, "That is a tough story. I am sorry for your situation and I will certainly take it into consideration when I sentence you, but by the way, I am a little curious as to what it tastes like." The man replied, "It's really not bad. Kind of a mix between a spotted owl and a baby seal."

3 frogs get arrested

The first frog goes in and the judge asks him, "What's your name?" "Frog," he replies. "What did you do?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, your honor." With that, the judge lets him go.
The second frog goes in. "What's your name?" asks the judge. "Frog Frog." "What were you doing?" "I was just blowing bubbles in the pond, sir." With that, the judge lets him go.
The third frog comes in. The judge says, "Let me guess, your name is Frog Frog Frog."
The frog says, "No, my name's Bubbles."

Chemistry Jokes

Me :Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride at a woman?
Judge: Yes, that's assault
Me: I know it's a salt but is it a crime?

My doctor told me I only had a year to live

So I killed him and the judge gave me 40 years

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true.
Does this also mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
With that the man turned to his accuser and said "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson".

After 5 years of marriage, a couple filed for divorce.

The court was finalizing their divorce when the Judge looked to the couple and said; "You've got 3 kids, how will you divide them?"
The couple then had a long conversation between the two of them. "We'll be back after 1 year." They said.
9 months later, they had twins.

Duchess

It's my cake day, so here's a joke for everybody. My dad told me this joke, but I haven't seen it any other places:
A man goes on trial for calling the Duchess a pig. The judge finds him guilty of slander and explains that if he ever calls the Duchess a pig again he'll be severely punished. The man then says to the judge, If I can't call the Duchess a pig, would I still get punished for calling a pig Duchess?
The judge publicly rules that he can indeed call a pig Duchess.
On his way out of the courtroom, the man walks by the royal plaintiff, tips his hat, and says Good day, Duchess.

A little boy's parents were getting divorced and he was in front of the judge....

Well, little boy, I've decided you're going to live with your mother.
NOOOOOOOOO! Not my mom! She beats me!!!!! Screamed the kid.
Oh. That's terrible. Ok. Well, your father, then.
NOOOOOOO! Not my father! He beats me, too!
The judge was totally perplexed. He has never had this problem.
Well, son, who would you like to live with?
The NY JETS. They don't beat nobody.

Mario goes to court

The judge says: you must pay the court $12,000.
Mario, surpised, asks: Why?
The judge replies: It's a fine.
Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: No itsa not.

Judge: How could you kill 24 people? What the h**... was wrong with you?

Driver:I was driving at 50mph when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a restaurant with outside seating. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realised they were not working. So I had to take a decision: Either hit the 2 men or run into the restaurant.
Judge: Hit the 2 men of course!
Driver: Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other man ran inside the restaurant so l followed him.

Judge joke, Judge: How could you kill 24 people? What the h**... was wrong with you?

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