Judaism Jokes
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Funniest Judaism Short Jokes
Short judaism jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The judaism humour may include short convert jokes also.
- Did you hear Gotye converted from Judaism to Catholicism? After realizing he didn't need to follow Jewish customs, he exclaimed to the rabbi, "you didn't have to cut me off!"
- Trump's in Saudi Arabia, Israel... ... and the Vatican this week, cradles of USA's 3 great religions:
Christianity, Judaism, and Oil. - My friend converted to Judaism last month. I was gonna go to his circumcision, but they had to reschedule because it was too brisk.
- Two guys are talking at work. Hey, did you know I changed my religion? I follow Judaism now.
No way
YHWH - I tried to convert to Judaism, but they rejected me when they found out I was uncircumcised. I guess I just didn't make the cut.
- Dr. Dre is has converted to Judaism and is recording a Chanukah album He'll now be going by the moniker Dr. Dreidel.
- What are the four largest religions in Germany? Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and Efficiency.
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Judaism One Liners
Which judaism one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with judaism? I can suggest the ones about devout and orthodox.
- What did the Father of Judaism sleep on? An Abra-Hammock
I'm sorry - I wish I could join Judaism I'm just not cut for it.
- Judaism was very popular leading up to WWII It died down a little afterwards
- Judaism Person- There's a God in Judaism?
Person 2- No way
Jew- Yahweh - What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms.
- What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism? A Christian bail.
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What funny jokes about judaism you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean atheism jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make judaism pranks.
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A summary of the world's religions
Catholicism: s**... happens.
Protestantism: Let this s**... happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this s**... always happen to us?
Hinduism: This s**... has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says "s**... happens"
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this s**... and smoke it.
Please add your own.
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I've Studied Various Religions
And here's what I found:
* Christianity was too cross.
* Islam kept dropping bombs on me.
* Buddhism kept repeating itself.
* Hinduism made me have a cow.
* and Judaism made my hair curl.
Backwards Compatibility.
People hated on the new console generation because they weren't backwards compatible, the Internet practically crucified Sony and Microsoft. But really people have always been like this.
Did you see what they did to that Jesus guy when he announced Christianity was no longer backwards compatible with Judaism?
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Did you hear that Donald Trump converted to Judaism?
He heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink v**... with orange jews.
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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
After years of going to catholic church I've finally decided to seek other points of view on religion...
... After countless hours of study and understanding, I felt an uneasy feeling in my stomach.
Had I made a mistake? Had I crossed a benevolent God?
I had studied Judaism in Israel,
Buddhism in Tibet,
Even to indigenous areas of the globe to to better understand what it means to have a God.
After all of this, I found myself being discharged from an Indian hospital, surrounded by doctors and nurses, and I say
Am I dying ?
The head doctor replies
No, you were just Sikh for a few days .
A Jewish man goes to his rabbi for advice..
"Rabbi, my son is considering turning to Christianity. How may I help him?"
The rabbi responds with "My friend, I too am having this problem. My son refuses to accept Judaism. Let us speak to the district clergy and seek advice together."
The two approach the clergy, and speak to one of the representatives. They tell him of their issues, and the representative solemnly states, "Brothers, it is a sad time indeed. My two sons have as well turned to praying to Christ, abandoning Judaism."
The clergy representative suggests the three Jews pray to God together, asking for their sons to become Jews again. Yet as they speak in their prayers, God says,
"Oh man, tell me about it. My son..."
