The Best 58 Juan Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Juan jokes. There are some juan ese jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these juan juan pedro puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Juan Jokes and Puns
I hate tacos!
Said no Juan ever.
How many Mexicans does it take to mow the lawn?
Only Juan.
You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Mary and Sue are discussing good-looking boys in their high school.
Mary asks "Have you seen that new Mexican kid Amal Garcia?"
"Garcia?" Sue responds. "No, but I think I've seen his brother Juan"
Mary replies "They're identical twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just Juan.
My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names...
...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.
why didn't Maria go to prom?
she had no Juan to go with
I don't like tacos
Said no Juan ever.
How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?
Just Juan.
a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day....
it was a hole in Juan
"Oh man, Juan Valdez died this morning."
Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.
Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" and some people say, "oh my god, he *did?*" People always say something.
And then *you* say, "he did, he was assassinated. Someone from a drug cartel shot him with a golf gun. Bizarre story."
And you leave it there.
And if someone presses further, perhaps mention how terrible it must be to get shot by a golf gun.
And you'll eventually be asked, "what's a golf gun?"
To which you say, "don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"
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A woman has twins...
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '
So Juan, Pablo, and Jose are all attempting to cross the border legally...
A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says
'Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!'
I'll see myself out
I got in to a gun fight with a mexican at a golf club.
I shot a hole in Juan.
How does a Mexican build a house?
Juan nail at a time.
How do Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
"I'm Jose!"
Said no Juan ever.
How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
Jesus take the wheel
Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.
How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?
Carry the Juan
An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan".
How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval?
By forcing every Juan to work on it.
I hate Cinco De Mayo!
-Said no Juan ever
What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?
A hole in Juan
What do Mexicans play at their funerals?
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Two twins were separated at birth
One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal.
10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said,
" If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."
What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?
The Juan percent.
Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same...
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same...
Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?
Juan Chu
What do you call a Mexican man who escapes the cops?
The Juan that got away.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Wrapped in a burlap sack and hauled across the border on a donkey by Juan Valdez.
What do you call it when a Mexican man shoots himself?
a hole in Juan
Why are there so many Mexican jokes but no black jokes?
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
What did the cannibal say to 2 Mexicans?
I thought I'd eat both of you but I only have room for Juan
I witnessed a Mexican Standoff the other day.
It was Juan v Juan.
I would like to get deported
Said no Juan ever.
What do you call two Mexicans having gay sex?
Juan on Juan
What do you call the Mexican airforce?
Twenty Juan Pilots
Did you hear about the Mexican that got stabbed on a golf course?
I guess someone made a hole in Juan.
Why didn't the Mexican ever walk into a glass door again?
Because Juan does not simply walk into more doors.
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
How was he killed asked one detective. With a golf gun. Replied the second detective.
A golf gun? What's a golf gun?
I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan
How many Mexicans do you need to change a lightbulb?
Juan
I'm a regular Don Juan
The ladies Don Juan anything to do with me
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal
Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same....
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal...
Twins
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
How many jokes does it take to make a Mexican smile?
Juan.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
A husband and wife give up their identical twin boys for adoption. They name one of them Juan and the other Amol
Years later the wife receives a letter from Juan reaching out to her, he included a picture. Elated she showed her husband who was excited to see his son doing so well in life.. weeks later they receive a letter from Amol telling them how well he is doing and also included a picture. Wife asks hubby " do you want to see your sons picture?" hubby replies "Why? if you've seen Juan you've seen Amol"
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries a photo of one of them because…
…if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
I'm so poor….
That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
My daughter ran off with some Hispanic guy...
She says he's her Juan and only...
My Friend Had Twins Over the Pandemic
I ran into her for the first time in ages and asked how the little ones were doing. She said Amal and Juan were just fine and were growing like weeds.
I asked to see a picture of them and she showed me a single baby on her phone.
Aren't there two of them? I asked.
She replied: Well if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
3 animals are accused of a terrible crime. Sally the pig, Juan the eagle, and Carl the otter. A famous detective is brought in to investigate. He interrogates all 3 suspects and immediately decides it's not the pig. But why?
It's always Juan or the otter
You can't have Juan ...
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health
From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
Amal and Juan are identical twins.
Their mom only carries one baby photo because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal
The last man alive will be Mexican
He'll be the only Juan left
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