Following is our collection of funny Juan jokes. There are some juan ese jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these juan juan pedro puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Said no Juan ever.
Only Juan.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Mary asks "Have you seen that new Mexican kid Amal Garcia?"
"Garcia?" Sue responds. "No, but I think I've seen his brother Juan"
Mary replies "They're identical twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"
Just Juan.
...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.
she had no Juan to go with
Said no Juan ever.
Just Juan.
it was a hole in Juan
Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.
Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" and some people say, "oh my god, he *did?*" People always say something.
And then *you* say, "he did, he was assassinated. Someone from a drug cartel shot him with a golf gun. Bizarre story."
And you leave it there.
And if someone presses further, perhaps mention how terrible it must be to get shot by a golf gun.
And you'll eventually be asked, "what's a golf gun?"
To which you say, "don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '
A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says
'Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!'
I'll see myself out
I shot a hole in Juan.
Juan nail at a time.
Juan on Juan.
Said no Juan ever.
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.
Carry the Juan
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan".
By forcing every Juan to work on it.
-Said no Juan ever
A hole in Juan
Another Juan Bites The Dust
One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal.
10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said,
" If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."
The Juan percent.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
Juan Chu
The Juan that got away.
Wrapped in a burlap sack and hauled across the border on a donkey by Juan Valdez.
a hole in Juan
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
I thought I'd eat both of you but I only have room for Juan
It was Juan v Juan.
Said no Juan ever.
Juan on Juan
Twenty Juan Pilots
I guess someone made a hole in Juan.
Because Juan does not simply walk into more doors.
How was he killed asked one detective. With a golf gun. Replied the second detective.
A golf gun? What's a golf gun?
I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan
Juan
The ladies Don Juan anything to do with me
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.Β
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal...
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
Juan.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
Years later the wife receives a letter from Juan reaching out to her, he included a picture. Elated she showed her husband who was excited to see his son doing so well in life.. weeks later they receive a letter from Amol telling them how well he is doing and also included a picture. Wife asks hubby " do you want to see your sons picture?" hubby replies "Why? if you've seen Juan you've seen Amol"
β¦if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
She says he's her Juan and only...
I ran into her for the first time in ages and asked how the little ones were doing. She said Amal and Juan were just fine and were growing like weeds.
I asked to see a picture of them and she showed me a single baby on her phone.
Aren't there two of them? I asked.
She replied: Well if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
It's always Juan or the otter
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health
From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
Their mom only carries one baby photo because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal
He'll be the only Juan left
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