How was he killed asked one detective. With a golf gun. Replied the second detective.
A golf gun? What's a golf gun?
I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '
Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.
...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.
Said no Juan ever.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Said no Juan ever.
Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
I guess someone made a hole in Juan.
-Said no Juan ever
Juan
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself
to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
A hole in Juan
The Juan percent.
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Paddy Juan".
I thought I'd eat both of you but I only have room for Juan
Wrapped in a burlap sack and hauled across the border on a donkey by Juan Valdez.
Only Juan.
Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.
Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" and some people say, "oh my god, he *did?*" People always say something.
And then *you* say, "he did, he was assassinated. Someone from a drug cartel shot him with a golf gun. Bizarre story."
And you leave it there.
And if someone presses further, perhaps mention how terrible it must be to get shot by a golf gun.
And you'll eventually be asked, "what's a golf gun?"
To which you say, "don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"
One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named Amal. The other one goes to a family in Spain, and is named Juan. Years later, Juan send a picture of himself to his biological mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But honey, they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I shot a hole in Juan.
it was a hole in Juan
One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal.
10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said,
" If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."
Another Juan Bites The Dust
Said no Juan ever.
From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week. His wife answered the door.
'Sure,' his wife said. 'It will cost you $500.'
'That much?'
'But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town.'
'I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350,' the man countered.
'Sorry,' she shrugged. 'You can't have Juan without the otter.'
Just Juan and Emmanuel.
Juan on Juan.
The Juan that got away.
a few hours later, she wakes up in the hospital and finds out that she has given birth to perfectly healthy twin baby boys. "Since you were unconscious while your children were born, your husband named both of your children for you", the doctor informs her. "Oh no!", exclaims the woman, "my husband is an idiot! Did he name the children something stupid?" "Well, the first child's name is Juan", says the doctor. "That's not so bad," she says, "but what did he name the second child?"
"Two."
...20 years later, their biological parents decided to find and meet them.
After many hours of research, they discovered that one child had been adopted by a middle-eastern family and had been named Amal Allamedan, while the other boy had been adopted by a family in Chile and had been named Juan Cerejo.
They set out to meet their son in Chile first. After meeting with him and having a wonderful time, the mother was ready to go meet her other son, but her husband disagreed.
When she asked why they couldn't go see him, he replied, "Well, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"
Because Juan does not simply walk into more doors.
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
she had no Juan to go with
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