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Funniest Juan Short Jokes

Short juan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The juan humour may include short don juan jokes also.

  1. Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet. Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
  2. Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same.... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal...
  3. Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.
  4. My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names... ...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.
  5. Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
  6. Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
  7. Did you hear about the Mexican that got stabbed on a golf course? I guess someone made a hole in Juan.
  8. What did the cannibal say to 2 Mexicans? I thought I'd eat both of you but I only have room for Juan
  9. I like my women like I like my coffee. Wrapped in a burlap sack and hauled across the border on a donkey by Juan Valdez.
  10. Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal

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Juan One Liners

Which juan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with juan? I can suggest the ones about mexican juan and .

  1. I hate tacos! Said no Juan ever.
  2. I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever.
  3. I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever
  4. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan
  5. What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan
  6. What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico? The Juan percent.
  7. How many Mexicans does it take to mow the lawn? Only Juan.
  8. I got in to a gun fight with a mexican at a golf club. I shot a hole in Juan.
  9. a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day.... it was a hole in Juan
  10. What do Mexicans play at their funerals? Another Juan Bites The Dust
  11. "I'm Jose!" Said no Juan ever.
  12. What do you call a Mexican man who escapes the cops? The Juan that got away.
  13. How do Mexicans play basketball? Juan on Juan.
  14. why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with
  15. I would like to get deported Said no Juan ever.

Don Juan Jokes

Here is a list of funny don juan jokes and even better don juan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm so poor…. That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
  • How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel.
  • Why didn't the Mexican ever walk into a glass door again? Because Juan does not simply walk into more doors.
  • Why are there so many Mexican jokes but no black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
  • What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker? Juan Chu
  • What do you call it when a Mexican man shoots himself? a hole in Juan
  • How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan.
  • I'm a regular Don Juan The ladies Don Juan anything to do with me
  • How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan.
  • How many Mexicans do you need to change a lightbulb? Juan

Mexican Juan Jokes

Here is a list of funny mexican juan jokes and even better mexican juan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan
  • When the Mexican guy forgot his ticket to the water park, the employee let him in anyway Typically I'm a stickler about this sort of thing, he remarked But I'm gonna let this Juan slide.
  • What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball together? Juan on Juan
  • How many jokes does it take to make a Mexican smile? Juan.
  • Mexican Basketball I watched my two Hispanic cousins play basketball. It was a game of juan-on-juan.
  • What do you call the Mexican airforce? Twenty Juan Pilots
  • I witnessed a Mexican Standoff the other day. It was Juan v Juan.
  • How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time.
  • My Mexican friend had twin boys and couldn't come up with names.. I suggested Juan and Two
  • What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived.
Juan joke, What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

San Juan Jokes

Here is a list of funny san juan jokes and even better san juan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • In New Orleans, an apple pie is $5.94, while in San Juan, it's $3.99. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean
  • The San Diego Padres visited an orphanage in Mexico... "It's really sad to see their faces with no hope" said Juan, age 9.
  • Hey, are we boarding the ARA San Juan
Juan joke, Hey, are we boarding the ARA San Juan

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Comical & Quirky Juan Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about juan you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make juan prank.

What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

You know, Mexican and b**... jokes are really starting to bore me.

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Mary and Sue are discussing good-looking boys in their high school.

Mary asks "Have you seen that new Mexican kid Amal Garcia?"
"Garcia?" Sue responds. "No, but I think I've seen his brother Juan"
Mary replies "They're identical twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"

New band.

I'm starting a new band with 5 homosexual Mexicans.
Juan Direction.

"Oh man, Juan Valdez died this morning."

Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.
Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" and some people say, "oh my god, he *did?*" People always say something.
And then *you* say, "he did, he was assassinated. Someone from a drug cartel shot him with a golf gun. Bizarre story."
And you leave it there.
And if someone presses further, perhaps mention how terrible it must be to get shot by a golf gun.
And you'll eventually be asked, "what's a golf gun?"
To which you say, "don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"

A woman has twins...

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '

So Juan, Pablo, and Jose are all attempting to cross the border legally...

A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says
'Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!'
I'll see myself out

Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator?

He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out.

Did you know the world's first s**... was Mexican? He even inspired the s**... motto.

Juan shot, Juan kill.

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

Hey, did you hear about the Mexican-Indian twins that just moved in next door?

They're identical too! Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend?

♪ I know I'm not the only Juan ♪

My friend opened a mexican-thai fusion bar.

Named Thai Juan On.

Seven days without Mexican food....

Makes Juan weak.

How come jokes about b**... and Hispanics aren't funny?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal

An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..

Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young p**... Juan".

How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall ​without congressional approval​​?

By forcing every Juan to work on it.

What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot?

Air Force Juan.

Two twins were separated at birth

One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal.
10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said,
" If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."

"Me llamo Pedro,"

said no Juan ever.

Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now...

If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

There was a major car pileup in Mexico

Luckily, no Juan was hurt.

What's the difference between a really good golfer and a police officer on paid administrative leave?

One shot a hole in one, the other shot a hole in Juan.

A guy says, "Obstetricians named Juan can't seem to learn the whole alphabet."

His friend replies, "Why??"
"I dunno. For some reason they always get stuck at B."
"That's ridiculous. O.B. Juan can know 'B'"
I'll show my self out.

What does a Mexican bachelor make for dinner?

Dinner for Juan.

What do you call two Mexicans having gay s**...?

Juan on Juan

What do you call a Mexican who steals spaceships?

Rogue Juan

How do you know if a Mexican party is a success?

When every Juan is dancing

What do you call a Mexican golfer with a gunshot wound?

Hole in Juan.

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the m**... of Juan Gonzalez.

How was he killed asked one detective. With a golf gun. Replied the second detective.
A golf gun? What's a golf gun?
I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan

When Juan told me he was scratching himself during a questionnaire, I was surprised.

After all, nobody expects the Spanish in-quiz itching.

Two police officers were investigating the m**... of Juan Gonzalez.

1st officer: So how was he killed?
2nd officer: With a golf gun.
1st officer: A golf gun? What the h**...'s that?
2nd officer: I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.

My neighbors all refer to me as The Lawnmower Whisperer.

Talking with lawnmowers is quite simple, actually. All you have to do is say, ¿Hola, cómo estás, Juan?

What do you call two Mexicans fighting each other?

JUAN ON JUAN

Two Hispanic guys are having a private conversation

A little Juan on Juan.

My friend told me he can think of over 300 Spanish names...

but I can only think of Juan.

A first place winner at the International Pun Contest

A woman has identical twins and is forced to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're identical twins!
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. 
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal

I used to be a p**... at a Mexican golf resort.

They called me hole in Juan.

This new guy Juan has been hanging out with me and friends lately and honestly, I'm not a fan. He very controlling and manipulative.

And no Juan is going to tell me what to do.

Twins

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

Have you ever seen a Spanish Muslim?

Once you see juan, you see jamal.

Did you know Juan the horse has a brother named jamal?

Nothing really special, they're identical twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal

Juan joke, Did you know Juan the horse has a brother named jamal?

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