The Best 11 Jovi Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Jovi Jokes and Puns

Muslim Band

I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque.

They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant.

They performed songs like:
"Losing my Head over You",
"Rocket Launcher Man",
"You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine".

Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!

Then I heard this Muslim guy saying he had the entire Koran on a DVD.

I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"

Well that was when the trouble started.

Have I ever told you guys about how I escaped from the Middle East?

Iran.

Oman the whole story is ridiculous.

I basically had to Qatar cross the border.

Just like Bon Jovi, I was basically Lebanon a prayer the whole time.

I know it doesn't sound like a true story, but I assure you Israel.

Honestly I could tell you more but it Kuwait.

My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".

We're half way there.

What did Jon Bon Jovi do when his swimwear froze?

He made it icewear.

Jon Bon Jovi was inducted into the Rock hall of fame

I asked him, "aren't you disappointed and ashamed you aren't in the more prestigious Rock & ***Roll*** hall of fame?"



He said "Woah, we're halfway there".


Did you hear that Bon Jovi got food poisoning after eating that deer?

I guess you could say he had some Bad Venison

What was Bon Jovi buying at the hardware store?

Signs that read "slippery when wet."

who is a skeletons favorite music artist?

BONE JOVI!!!!!!!

What's a rabbit's favorite music?

Bone Jovi

What's Bon Jovi's favorite pizza topping?

Ann Jovi of course!

I think it means he eats people.

Bon Jovi published a diet book

It's called "Living on a Pear"

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