The Best 20 Journalists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Journalists jokes. There are some journalists editors jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these journalists tmz puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Journalists Jokes and Puns

What happens to investigative journalists in Russia?

They're Putin jail

How many journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three:

One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the poor.
One to report it as a conspiracy to deprive the poor of darkness.
And one to win a Pulitzer Prize for reporting that the electric company hired someone to break the lightbulb in the first place.

But in the end none of them actually changed the bulb.

An American explains to a Russian...

that the United States has freedom of the press, and their journalists won't get pushed out of windows, for example, if they write an article that says Donald Trump is a liar.

The Russian says that this is nonsense, because journalists in Russia can easily write an article without fear of retribution that says Donald Trump is a liar.

Journalists joke, An American explains to a Russian...

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

Why do Fox News and CNN journalists go to the same gym?

It has a really great spin class.


I was surprised when Buzzfeed laid of their journalists

I didn't even know they had journalists!

A bus full of journalists is on its way to Mar-a-Lago.

The bus veers off the road and overturns. Emergency vehicles rush to the scene, only to find Trump with a shovel in his hand, and Stephen Miller on a bulldozer.

A paramedic asks " What happened to all the passengers ? "

Trump says " They were all dead, so we buried them ! "

Stunned, the paramedic says " Do you mean everybody died ? "

Trump replies " Some of them claimed they weren't dead, but you know how the press lies ! "

Journalists joke, A bus full of journalists is on its way to Mar-a-Lago.

Donald Trump is taking questions from journalists on his last day in office.

One journalist asks him, "President Trump, do you have a final thing to say to the American people as our president?"

Trump then looks into the camera, bows deeply, and yells, "THE ARISTOCRATS!"

Why are Icecreams always the best journalists?

Because they always get the best scoop...

Note: Did recently become a dad.

Leftists are acting like Trump is going to assassinate journalists, kill all homosexuals, and steal everything he can from the lower class...

Like he's a communist or something.

What do sports journalists and TMZ have in common?

Neither of them write about sports.

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Did you hear about the journalists who masturbated on his papers?

He just got a room full of sticky notes

Why do lesbians always win against journalists?

Scissors beats paper.

Why were the alien journalists mad at the Saudi embassy?

They came in peace but left in pieces.

Why do journalists hate turkey?

The meet is dry....and well.....don't try the stuffing

3 Journalists walk into a Saudi consulate...

...the entire globalist media establishment goes batshit.

Journalists joke, 3 Journalists walk into a Saudi consulate...

Mohammad bin Salman is 33 making him, technically, a Millennial...

...so now Baby Boomers can add "Journalists" to their list of "things Millennials are killing".

What do Drones and Journalists have in common?

They both go to exotic foreign and get killed.

By firing one of its most veteran journalists, NBC is sending a clear message…

*'Where In the World Is Matt Lauer?'* is going to be a lot harder this year.


What do my children and Russian journalists have in common?

They disappear when they talk back.

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