The Best 26 Jour Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jour jokes. There are some jour spooky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jour trou puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jour Jokes and Puns

A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad?

No comment.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"

"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.

"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

A journalist is sentenced to die at the gallows, but they run out of rope

He says: "I guess no noose is good news"

Jour joke, A journalist is sentenced to die at the gallows, but they run out of rope

A woman is at a café orders the soup de jour, which happens to be alphabet soup that day. But when it arrives it just has ordinary noodles...

She says to the waiter, "Hey, I thought this was supposed to be alphabet soup."

The waiter replies, "It's in *cursive* ma'am."

As anyone with a journalism degree will tell you...

The fact Superman got a job with a newspaper at the end is the strangest thing to happen in that movie.

Journalist to Abused Wife

Journalist : Do you know what your husband does in his free time ?

Wife : *shrugs* beats me.

How many journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?


One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the poor.
One to report it as a conspiracy to deprive the poor of darkness.
And one to win a Pulitzer Prize for reporting that the electric company hired someone to break the lightbulb in the first place.

But in the end none of them actually changed the bulb.

Jour joke, How many journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A journalist tries to find out how different professions deals with basic math.

So he asks them a simple question: "How much is 1+1?"

The mechanical engineer quickly opens a handbook and say, the handbook says 2, let's make it 3 just in case.
The physicist starts scribbling and after 5 minutes say it's between 1.95 and 2.05 within 3 sigma confidence level.
The mathematician start writing formulas and within half an hour he announces he can prove that there is a solution.
The lawyer takes the journalist to the side and whispers, how much do you want it to be?

The saying goes that the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

This must be very frustrating for a fish.

Why Does Journey Hate Athiests?

Because they all stopped believing.

The journalist asked, "Excuse me, is it true that quantum computing could spell the end of civilization as we know it?"

The scientist replied:

"Yes ... and no. It's a bit uncertain."

You can explore jour weenies reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean jour fait dad jokes. There are also jour puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?

Bong jour.

Why did the journalist fail at killing himself?

Because of the breaking noose.

What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode?

Oh the huge manatee!

Journalist asks:

-Comrade Stalin, do you have any hobby?

-I collect jokes about me.

-And how many have you collected so far?

-About two and a half gulags.

I'm a journeyman fisher

I have trouble baiting the lines. One day I hope to be a master baiter.

Jour joke, I'm a journeyman fisher

A journalist walks into CNN's headquarters....

Van Jones asks, "Why are you here?"

What did the journalist say when someone asked her for some ketchup?

"Sorry, I don't give up my sauces."

How would you journal a day on the toilet after eating venison?

Deer Diarrhea...

My Journey from $60k College Debt to $115k Net Worth & 816 Credit Score. And all thanks to this community!

I started stand up and got beat up. Settlement has been a blessing!

A journalist asked the master programmer how he code so fast?

"No comments."

Why do journalists hate turkey?

The meet is dry....and well.....don't try the stuffing

3 Journalists walk into a Saudi consulate...

...the entire globalist media establishment goes batshit.

Life's a journey

Don't stop believin'

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

"Don't stop! Be leaving!"

Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why did the journalist cross the road?

To get to the other side of the story

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jour des jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jour dec piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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