The Best 8 Joule Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Joule jokes. There are some joule voyeur jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these joule thief puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Joule Jokes and Puns

What do you call a scientist that steals energy?

A joule thief.

My electricity bill was running suspiciously high

Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.

Just stole some energy bars from a store. I'm a joule thief.

Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power?

He's a real Joule thief.

Student doing test: The unit of power equivalent to 1 joule per second is called the [....]

Friend leans over: Watt is the answer

Student: I don't know, I've been trying to figure it out

What do you call someone who steals energy?

A Joule thief.

I can't take it anymore! Goodbye joule world.


I asked my hard-of-hearing dad if he could remember the other unit for a Joule per second...


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the joule electrons jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working joule kinetic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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