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o**... Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and h**... are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
Stalin visits a Young Pioneer camp.
He asks one boy, "What is your name, boy?"
"My name is Vovochka Karpov, Comrade Stalin" says the boy.
"So tell me, Vovochka," Stalin says, "who is your mother?"
"My mother is the Great Soviet Country!"
"Very good," says Stalin, "and your father?"
"My father is the wise and kind Josef Vissarionovich Stalin!"
Stalin pats Vovochka's cheek: "Marvelous! And what is your greatest desire?"
"To become an orphan."
What time zone does Josef Fritzl live in?
In CEST.
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So lately I've been thinking a lot about experimenting with a man.
Not in a s**... way, in a Josef Mengele way
What's cold and comes into its own in the cellar?
Josef Fritzl
Did you hear about the guy who kept a box of circular crackers in his basement for 24 years?
Josef Ritzl
What was the Soviet Union's favourite bird?
Josef Starling.
I'm in a Josef Fritzl tribute band...
You probably haven't heard of us, we're pretty underground.
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