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A man named Jose has just moved from Mexico to the US
and he wants to do something very American so he decides to go to a baseball game.
Unfortunately, the game is completely sold out. However, the cashier says there is one seat available if Jose is willing to sit atop the flag pole. He agrees.
Finding the pole, Jose climbs to the top and takes a seat.
The game is about to begin when a voice comes over the loudspeaker and says "Please rise for the National Anthem". Everyone in the stadium stands up, turns to Jose, puts their hands over their hearts, and sings
"O-OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE..."
Jose yells back "YES THANK YOU"
A fireman has two sons. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second?
Hose B
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(This one is better when spoken) Did you hear about the man with two p**...?
Yep. First one he named Jose. Second one he named hose B.(again, better spoken)
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Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners.
He named them Jose and hose b
The best part about communicating with someone named Jose is the eventual opportunity to say no way Jose.
What's the most patriotic name in America?
Jose. Jose can you see? By the dawn's early light...
Did you know that Jose is an American name?
It's mentioned in the very first line of the U.S. National Anthem.
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What did the guy with two p**...' name name his p**...'?
Jose and Hose B.
A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border.
He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:
"What happened?" asked his family.
"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"
A Catholic named Jose climbed mount Olympus.
He saw God at the top and said "Hey! Zeus!"
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