The Best 8 Jordans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jordans jokes. There are some jordans jordan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jordans barefoot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jordans Jokes and Puns

I want to adopt two kids...

... with cancer, both named Jordan.

I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans.

There was a fire at the plant where they make Nike Jordans.

Over a thousand soles were lost.

What are Air Jordans called in Norway?

Air Fjordans.

What do Germans call Micheal Jordans sneakers?

Herr Jordan's AirJordans

Cruel joke

A guy has a terrible accident, once he is at the hospital the doctor tells him: "I have bad news and good news." The guy responds tell me the bad news first. The bad news is that I need to amputate your two legs. The good news is that there is a guy outside who wants to buy your jordans...


Michael Jordan brought out shoes for the pandemic

Airborne Jordans

Just bought my step son shoes

and he said "man these ain't the real Jordans"

"That's cuz I ain't your real daddy"

I feel like Jordans International Airport missed a big oppurtunity to call their airport...

Air Jordan.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jordans sandals jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jordans hella piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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