Jordan Jokes

Funniest Jordan Short Jokes

Short jordan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jordan humour may include short sneakers jokes also.

1. Patrick Rothfuss, Robert Jordan, and George RR Martin walk into a bar... I'll finish writing this later
2. I want to adopt two kids... ... with cancer, both named Jordan.
   I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans.
3. The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great He's the Michael Jordan of acting.
4. BREAKING NEWS 1000 men entered Jordan last night
   She said she will be fine after a bit of rest
5. Footballer Dwight Yorke just got denied entry to the US due to an Iranian stamp in his passport. Makes a change at least, most of his troubles are from briefly entering Jordan.
6. There was a fire at the plant where they make Nike Jordans. Over a thousand soles were lost.
7. What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common? They were ridiculed when they played in the minors.
8. Michael Jordan tried escaping his nickname in Germany... but they still called him Herr Jordan.
9. Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Dennis Rodman are set to compete against each other in a wordplay competition in Spain The Punning Of The Bulls
10. Wh did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited? Because he was always putting on Airs.

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Jordan One Liners

Which jordan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jordan? I can suggest the ones about shoes and delta.

1. My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads. He has a serious gambling problem.
2. Why do women love Jordan Spieth? Because he came second.
3. What are Air Jordans called in Norway? Air Fjordans.
4. What does Michael Jordan like to put on his toast for breakfast? Space Jam
5. In Israel, we just want peace. A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon...
6. What do Germans call Micheal Jordans sneakers? Herr Jordan's AirJordans
7. What does Michael Jordan do in Krispy Kreme? Dunkin Donut
8. Friend told me that I was already the Michael Jordan of my sport I play baseball.
9. Michael Jordan brought out shoes for the pandemic Airborne Jordans
10. Did you hear about Michael Jordan's commercial career? It was brief.
11. What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes? Herr Jordan
12. Why did the cannibal hate Michael Jordan? Too gamey
13. You know what the B in Michael B Jordan stands for? Basketball. Crazy right...
14. What did Jordan Peele say when he heard he won an Oscar Thank you
15. What do you call Jordan's on a Bee? Bee Jays!

Michael Jordan Jokes

Here is a list of funny michael jordan jokes and even better michael jordan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the Chicago Bulls keep Scotty Pippen on the team? So Michael Jordan had something to put his cigars out on.
• Did you know that, in his prime, Michael Jordan could jump higher than an average house? The average house cannot jump nor does it have legs.
• Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
• Michael Jordan's favorite beer? whichever one has the most hops
• Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23? Because then he will always be in prime.
• Guys, I know Michael Jordan very well... .. He just doesn't know me.

Jordan Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny jordan name jokes and even better jordan name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When Montell Jordan introduces you to his friends, but your name sounds like a title to one of his songs... "This is Howie Dewitt!"

Jordan Shoe Jokes

Here is a list of funny jordan shoe jokes and even better jordan shoe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Just bought my step son shoes and he said "man these ain't the real Jordans"
  "That's cuz I ain't your real daddy"

Cheeky Jordan Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about jordan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cove jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jordan pranks.