The Best 28 Jordan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jordan jokes. There are some jordan douglas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jordan palestine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jordan Jokes and Puns

What does Michael Jordan and Melania Trump have in common?

The both made a fortune playing with orange balls

I want to adopt two kids...

... with cancer, both named Jordan.

I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans.

The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great

He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

Jordan joke, The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great

My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads.

He has a serious gambling problem.

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel


BREAKING NEWS

1000 men entered Jordan last night

She said she will be fine after a bit of rest

Footballer Dwight Yorke just got denied entry to the US due to an Iranian stamp in his passport.

Makes a change at least, most of his troubles are from briefly entering Jordan.

Jordan joke, Footballer Dwight Yorke just got denied entry to the US due to an Iranian stamp in his passport.

I know a sure way to stop the murder hornets

Just have Michael Jordan take over ownership.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

up on the oil rigs

so these two albertans, jordan and teddy, are working away up north, on a long stint. jordan says "hey teddy, whats the first thing you're gonna do when you get home" and teddy replies "I'm gonna go straight upstairs and tear off my wifes panties!" and jordan says "oh yeah??" and teddy replies "yeah man they are really chafing me, right here".

Studying for MCAT when I heard this Joke!

I was studying for the MCAT while listening to an audiobook for a chapter on the endocrine system. Anyways, at the end of the audiobook the guy signs of saying: "Hey John, how do you make a hormone anyway?"... "That's easy Jordan, you just don't pay her." Loled so hard!

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What does Michael Jordan like to put on his toast for breakfast?

Space Jam

In Israel, we just want peace.

A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon...

What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?

They were ridiculed when they played in the minors.

Michael Jordan tried escaping his nickname in Germany...

but they still called him Herr Jordan.

Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Dennis Rodman are set to compete against each other in a wordplay competition in Spain

The Punning Of The Bulls

Jordan joke, Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Dennis Rodman are set to compete against each other in a wordpla

Wh did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?

Because he was always putting on Airs.

Friend told me that I was already the Michael Jordan of my sport

I play baseball.

What does Michael Jordan do in Krispy Kreme?

Dunkin Donut


What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

When Montell Jordan introduces you to his friends, but your name sounds like a title to one of his songs...

"This is Howie Dewitt!"

Michael Jordan brought out shoes for the pandemic

Airborne Jordans

Why did the cannibal hate Michael Jordan?

Too gamey

Did you know that, in his prime, Michael Jordan could jump higher than an average house?

The average house cannot jump nor does it have legs.

You know what the B in Michael B Jordan stands for?

Basketball. Crazy right...

I feel like Jordans International Airport missed a big oppurtunity to call their airport...

Air Jordan.

Why did the Chicago Bulls keep Scotty Pippen on the team?

So Michael Jordan had something to put his cigars out on.

What does Micheal Jordan put on his toast?

Space Jam!

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