The Best 44 Jongun Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jongun jokes. There are some jongun made jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jongun wook puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jongun Jokes and Puns

So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview.

Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's
talent?

What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day.

At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader.

Jongun joke, Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day.

A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp.

1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.

Why is Kim Jong-un so bad?

He has no Seoul


Kim Jong-Un comes like his missiles.

Prematurely.

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

Jongun joke, Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself

Come on, you're bigger than that.

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

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If Kim JongUn gets a son...

Does that mean his sons' name will be Kim jondeux?

Who will take over after Kim Jong-un?

His next of Kim

The Sun Mission

Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night". The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !

Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV. When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"

Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!

If you are having trouble being the only fat person in your class...

Just remember that Kim Jong-un is the only fat person in his country.

Why is Kim Jong-un so evil?

He doesn't have a Seoul

Jongun joke, Why is Kim Jong-un so evil?

Why is Kim Jong-un so smart?

Because he is Supreme Reader

Why does Kim Jong-un have such a huge library?

He is Supreme Reader

Will Trump ever apologize for calling Kim Jong-Un a "rocket man"?

Well I think it's going to be a long, long time...


Why is Kim Jong-Un such a good gardener?

Cause he's the supreme weeder.

Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:

Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.

Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.

Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"

The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.

I just saw a picture of Kim Jong-un wearing glasses

He looks like a supreme reader.

What did Kim Jong-Un say when he left South Korea?

Peace.

Why is Japan afraid of Kim Jong-un?

because they remember what the last fat man did to them

Kim Jong-Un was very impressed with Donald Trump's rocket man remark...

In fact he was so impressed that he decided to name his youngest son 'Al Ton-Jong'.

When Kim Jong-Un met Donald Trump some questioned whether he could actually speak English

It has now been reported that Trump actually managed several sentences in almost fluent English.

Why are North Koreans required to give their books to Kim Jong-un?

Because he is their Supreme Reader

Donald Trump's first summit with Kim Jong-un was only to get feedback about the quality of his tweets.

Who better to ask than the Supreme Reader?

What did Kim Jong-Un say yesterday before he died?

My Korea is over

BREAKING NEWS: The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, is brain-dead following an invasive medical procedure.

Officials praise the regime for finding common grounds with the US.

I guess Kim Jong-un is just like his father now

He's become Kim Jong-ill

Kim Jong-UN walks into a bar...

...in his dreams

Kim Jong-Un isn't ill...

...that was his dad

There are multiple reports claiming that Kim Jong-Un is dead.

Another Un bites the dust.

Which vegetable does everyone hate whether they admit it or not?

Kim Jong-un

How many doubles does Kim Jong-un has?

None, there is not enough food in North Korea for second Kim Jong-un.

What do Kim Jong-Un and Bok Choy have in common?

Both are Korean vegetables

What do Schrodinger's cat and Kim Jong-un have in common?

They're both alive and dead until you see them!

Kim Jong-Un has reportedly made a public appearance after opening a fertiliser factory.

I smell bullshit.

TIL Kim Jong-un has read every book ever written and that's why he's known as...

...The Supreme Reader.

Why Kim Jong-Un is overweight?

Because he never had to run for office.

Why is Kim Jong-un so violent?

Because he doesn't have a Seoul.

Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?

The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."

Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"

The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."

Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"

The student replies "An orphan."

Why is the North Korean National library so big?

Because Kim Jong-Un is a supreme reader!

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