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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?


Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Kim Jong-Il found alive

He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

"Dear Reader"

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

A customer came into a shop and told the shop assistant that he wanted to buy a Kim Jong-il

Assistant: Excuse me, a what?
Customer: Oh sorry, I have trouble remembering the names of items, so I use word association. I want to buy a short ruler.
Assistant: Oh, a Nicolas Sarkozy. Why didn't you say so?

Kim Jong-il

When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean p**... was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or d**....
Apparently, p**... was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled "Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il"

Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded

Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un

How does Kim Jong-il greet his guests?

"It's oppressor to meet you"

My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago.

"She must cook great Asian food by now."
"Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."

Why did the North Korean go to the hospital?

Because he was feeling Kim Jong-il

Jongil joke, Why did the North Korean go to the hospital?


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