The Best 10 Jongil Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jongil jokes. There are some jongil great jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jongil korea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jongil Jokes and Puns


Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?



Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Kim Jong-Il found alive

He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Jongil joke, What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

"Dear Reader"

A customer came into a shop and told the shop assistant that he wanted to buy a Kim Jong-il

Assistant: Excuse me, a what?

Customer: Oh sorry, I have trouble remembering the names of items, so I use word association. I want to buy a short ruler.

Assistant: Oh, a Nicolas Sarkozy. Why didn't you say so?


Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded

Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un

Kim Jong-il

When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean propaganda was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or defecate.

Apparently, propaganda was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled "Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il"

Jongil joke, Kim Jong-il

How does Kim Jong-il greet his guests?

"It's oppressor to meet you"

My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago.

"She must cook great Asian food by now."

"Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."

Why did the North Korean go to the hospital?

Because he was feeling Kim Jong-il

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jongil jong jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jongil autobiography piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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