Jong Jokes
152 jong jokes and hilarious jong puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jong that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best jong jokes ever that are sure to make your mah jong friends laugh - the koo, jin and supreme jokes will be sure to get a rise out of the room! Read on to find out more!
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Funniest Jong Short Jokes
Short jong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jong humour may include short supreme jokes also.
- They say Kim Jong Un has read every single book That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader
- What's the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ? Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes
- So Kim Jong Un is apparently in a coma... ...Which is weird, because I thought his dad was the Il one.
- BREAKING: North korean leader in a vegetative state following surgery. They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
- When Kim Jong-Un met Donald Trump some questioned whether he could actually speak English It has now been reported that Trump actually managed several sentences in almost fluent English.
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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas. - What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country.
- I've just sold some glass rocket to Kim Jong Un. I hope he's pleased with his new, clear weapons.
- North Korea's leader has been suspiciously absent, arousing concerns from his followers who all wonder... ...Is Kim Jong ill?
- Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump
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Jong One Liners
Which jong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jong? I can suggest the ones about kim jong un and kim jong il.
- What did Kim Jong-Un say yesterday before he died? My Korea is over
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
- Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul
- I don't get how a member of the Kim Jong family dies randomly He wasn't even Il
- What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle? The Dear Reader.
- Why is Kim Jong-un so evil? He doesn't have a Seoul
- Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless? He doesn't have a Seoul.
- What's the most hated vegetable in the world? Kim Jong un
- Why is Kim Jong-un so violent? Because he doesn't have a Seoul.
- What's Kim Jong Un's favorite step of mitosis? Nuclear division.
- There are multiple reports claiming that Kim Jong-Un is dead. Another Un bites the dust.
- What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul.
- Why is Kim Jong-Un such a good gardener? Cause he's the supreme weeder.
- Kim Jong Un is currently.. The Shrodingers cat of dictators.
- Kim Jong Un claims to have golfed 38 under par... ...But his story is full of holes.
Kim Jong Jokes
Here is a list of funny kim jong jokes and even better kim jong puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why didn't Kim Jong Un cry when he heard his half brother, Kim Jong Nam, had been killed? Because the news was unbereaveable.
- Breaking news, as Kim Jong-Un's nuclear missiles have reached the USA! Fortunately, the stamps were recognised and they were sent back
- There's a rumour that North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un is dead. But personally, I think he's just Kim Jong Un-well
- Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.
- What do Schrodinger's cat and Kim Jong-un have in common? They're both alive and dead until you see them!
- Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it.
- Did you hear about the surgeon who botched Kim Jong Un surgery? Yeah, me neither.
- Who will be Kim Jong-Un's successor? Kim Jong-Deux
- Kim Jong-Un isn't ill... ...that was his dad
- Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea.
Kim Jong Un Jokes
Here is a list of funny kim jong un jokes and even better kim jong un puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day. At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader.
- Kim Jon Un is reported to be sick. He is now Kim Jong Ill.
- What would Kim Jong Un call his children? His young'uns
- What do you call a Kim jong un clone ? kim jong dos
- Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale... He hates Seoul music
- Kim Jong Un: I have a big button on my desk Donald Trump: I have a big button on my desk Hawaii Emergency Alert Guy: Hold my beer
- What did the doctor say after Kim Jong Un died ? Kim Jong Un-responsive
- What weighs 20 times a North Korean? Kim Jong Un.
- "The Interview" Joke Kim Jong Un walks past a movie theater and sees a movie poster for "The Interview."
He says "I wouldn't be caught dead in that." - What do Kim Jong-Un and Bok Choy have in common? Both are Korean vegetables
Jong Il Jokes
Here is a list of funny jong il jokes and even better jong il puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography? "Dear Reader"
- What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today? Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
- Do you know how Kim Jong Un's father died? He was very il
- According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest. Ta-da!
- What is Kim Jong-il's favourite pizza? Supreme
- Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un
- Why did Kim Jong Un's father go to hospital? He was Kim Jong Il
- How does Kim Jong-il greet his guests? "It's oppressor to meet you"
- My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago. "She must cook great Asian food by now."
"Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il." - My New Year's resolution was to be more like the late Kim Jong Il. Unfortunately, I've gone to the bathroom a few times already. Still trying, though!
Kim Jong Il Jokes
Here is a list of funny kim jong il jokes and even better kim jong il puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the North Korean go to the hospital? Because he was feeling Kim Jong-il
- So, it's been a while... I wonder what Kim Jong-Il's looking at now?
- What did Kim-Jong-Il say when he died? Nothing. He died.
- So Kim Jong Il is dead? Looks like his Kim Jong Illness took over.
- So long Kim Jong il I really liked him in community and the hangover.
Giggle-Inducing Jong Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about jong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jong pranks.
If Kim Jong Un were to lose his job,
it would be a devastating blow to his Korea....
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o**..., Ghaddafi, and Kim Jong Il?
Santa must be taking his naughty list a tad seriously this year.
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80s rock fan and popular assassination target Kim Jong Un recently stipulated the soundtrack for his f**......
... Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs...
...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea
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They say Kim Jong Un is heartless and a m**......
It's because he has no Seoul
Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?
Keem Jong Un.
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Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?
Because he doesn't have Seoul.
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What's the difference between Kim Jong Un and Hillary Clinton?
One is called "The Great Leader" and the other, "Great Deleter"
Why does Kim Jong Un have an email?
So he can eat all the spam.
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Do you know why Kim Jong Un executes everyone he doesn't like?
Because he doesn't have a Seoul.
China apologizes for "slanderous" comments about Kim Jong Un.
Says they didn't realize he was a part of their fitness protection program.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Kim Jong has a short one, Mickey Mouse's isn't human, the Pope doesn't use his, and Cher doesn't have one. What is it?
Last Names
I was surprised to hear about the death of Kim Jong Nam earlier this week.
I didn't even know he was Kim Jong Ill.
Right now Kim Jong Un feels like the kid who everything thinks might bring a gun to school.
So we're doing the only thing that makes sense and doubling down on the ridicule.
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Everyone's just jealous of Kim Jong Un
At least the guy has a Korea.
How is the United States and frozen food the same?
Kim Jong Un doesn't have the technology to nuke either of them.
I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat...
...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.
Everyone thinks Kim Jong Un wants to build an atom bomb...
...when he just wants to build a new clear-bomb.
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Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition.
It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.
A plane carrying Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, and Bashar Asaad crashes in the desert.
Let's go get ice cream.
Trump, Putin, and Kim Jong Un are walking through the jungle
They all trip and fall into a pit of quicksand. A sign next to the pit reads, "the more you lie, the faster you sink." Kim Jong Un is up to his neck, and Putin is at his waist. Trump appears to be perfectly calm and not sinking at all. Putin asks how this is possible. Trump replies, "I'll be alright. I'm standing on Sean Spicer."
Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music?
Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz
What was Kim Jong Un's favorite class in school?
Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.
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If the United States is serious about stopping Kim Jong Un
Just send in Cam Newton - he'll overthrow Kim.
What is Kim Jong Un's favorite video game?
Rocket League
Western tourist in North Korea
So a western journalist goes on a tour of North Korea. He flies in to Pyongyang, an officially government licensed tour guide shows him around. He sees all the wonderful stores and streets that the city has to offer, and then finally he comes to the magnificent 30-story tall Kim Jong Un monument.
"Wow this is very beautiful, you must be very proud of it!" he said
his tour guide nodded— "yes, we must be very proud."
What's Kim Jong Un's favourite sport team?
Houston Rockets ...
What do Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump and a pulley have in common?
They all love being the center of a tension.
Say what you like about Kim Jong Un...
...but I think he is right on the button with some issues.
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I messed up while sexting with Kim Jong Un.
"Send Nukes"
DPRK sends astronaut to the sun
Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors:
North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!
His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:
How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:
What an idiot! We can send them at night!
His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:
What an idiot!…
There is no sun at night!
Kim jong il takes Kim jong un on a visit to a food processing company.
Il points at a machine and says: This one, you put a pig into it and sausages will come out on the other side. The power of science is amazing! To which Un replied: Is there a device then, where you put in a sausage, and pig comes out?
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Kim jong il: YOURMOM
Kim Jong un would be great at call of duty
If team kills counted twords the "nuke" scorestreak
What is the celebrity couple name for Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping?
I much prefer Kim Jong Un to Donald Trump
One of them was a businessman for most of his life, while the other has been a politician for his whole Korea!
Kim Jong Un was working for Thanos the whole time
He was trying to get the Seoul Stone
Kim Jong Un and Putin are riding in a plane together
When they flew over Russia, Putin said, "I threw 100 dollars out the window and made 100 of my peasants happy"
When they flew over North Korea, Kim said, "I threw 1,000 dollars out the window and made 1,000 of my peasants happy"
When they flew over the Ocean, the pilot told the co-pilot, "I could throw 2 people out of the window and make everyone happy"
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Donald Trump was greeted with a n**... picture of Kim Jong Un in today's meeting
Kim thought his advisors told him to interfere with US erections.
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Why is Kim Jong Un so immoral all the time?
It's because he lacks a Seoul.
What do you call an indecisive North Korean?
Kim Jong Um...
Kim Jong Un spends his spare time helping his citizens measure all sorts of things
He was quite a ruler.
Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin were having a meeting in a 20-story building.
During a break the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.
First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, "Ivan, jump down."
Ivan replied in tears, "Mr. President, how could you do this to me? I have a wife and a son."
Putin explained that he was only joking, and let Ivan out.
Then Kim Jong-Un called his guard Lee, and told him to jump. Lee started running toward the window.
Putin grabbed him and said, "Are you crazy? You will die if you jump!"
Struggling, Lee replied, "Let me go! I have a wife and a son!"
If Kim Jong Un named his son Kim Jong
Then his sons full name would be Kim Jong Deux
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Why is Kim Jong UN so bent on nuking the world?
He has no Seoul
Just like his father, Kim Jong Un takes a binocular wherever he goes.
For proper gander purposes.
What's a North Korean's Favourite Card Game?
Kim Jong Uno
What's Kim Jong Un's favorite game?
Don't Starve Together
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How does Kim Jong Un maintain power in North Korea and combat ED?
He puts on fake erections
With Kim Jong Un's death possible, his successor would be his sister. Perhaps we wouldn't have to worry about being nuked all the time.
We'd only have to worry about being nuked once a month!
Kim Jong Un didn't kill himself.
It was fake noose.
What's the difference between a nuclear button and a hospital call button?
Kim Jong Un won't ever use the nuclear button again
There are two possibilities in North Korea
Either Kim Jong ill or Kim Jong urn
News headline indicates there's been a zombie outbreak in North Korea
Headline: Kim Jong, Un-Dead
Knock Knock
Knock Knock:
Kim Jong Un : who's there?
Karma...
Kim : (Hopefully) Reddit Karma ?
No..
the real one......
A sociopathic egomaniac...
A sociopathic egomaniac authoritarian leader accused of causing the deaths of tens of thousands is brain dead. Meanwhile in North Korea, Kim Jong Un is reported to be in critical condition.
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A midget, a fat man, and an Asian walk into a bar...
...it's Kim jong un
