jonestown Jokes

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Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre?

The punch line takes too long.


(Xpost: LPT) Never interrupt a Jonestown joke.

They literally shot a politician for skipping the punch line.


Do you want to hear a Jonestown joke?

Actually, never mind. The punch line was too long.


Why does nobody talk about the Jonestown massacre?

They beat us to the punch.


What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common?

Sucker Punch.


I think Kool-aid should make a Jonestown memorial flavor

But it wouldn't be very tasteful


My friend told me a shaggy dog joke about Jonestown

By the five minute mark I was dying for the punchline.


I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre...

Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer.


What's a cultist's brand of makeup?

Jonestown mascara


Do you want to hear a funny joke?

It is about the Jonestown massacre. It has quite the punch line.


You don't want to mess with the leader of Jonestown.

He killed hundreds of people with a single punch!


Why did Jonestown choose koolaid as their drink of choice?

because they were in Africa.


The funniest joke I ever heard was about the Jonestown cult...

The punchline absolutely killed me!


I heard that comedians never tell homes about the Jonestown massacre.

The punchline is too long.


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