Jonestown Jokes

Funniest Jonestown Short Jokes

Short jonestown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jonestown humour may include short cult jokes also.

1. In 1978, the Jonestown massacre happened where 909 ppl lost their lives. You never hear too many jokes about it… because the punchline is too long.
2. Guyana - 1978 drinking koolaid Why didn't they tell jokes in Jonestown?
   The punch line was too long.
3. (Xpost: LPT) Never interrupt a Jonestown joke. They literally shot a politician for skipping the punch line.
4. My friend told me a shaggy dog joke about Jonestown By the five minute mark I was dying for the punchline.
5. I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre... Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer.

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Jonestown One Liners

Which jonestown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jonestown? I can suggest the ones about unoriginal and corny.

1. Struggling to write a new joke about the Jonestown Massacre. I always mess up the punch.
2. What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line.
3. Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long.
4. I think Kool-aid should make a Jonestown memorial flavor But it wouldn't be very tasteful
5. Why does nobody talk about the Jonestown massacre? They beat us to the punch.
6. What's a cultist's brand of makeup? Jonestown mascara
7. Why did Jonestown choose koolaid as their drink of choice? because they were in Africa.
8. What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? s**... Punch.
9. What do you call a group of supervillains who come from jonestown? The s**... squad

Howlingly Hilarious Jonestown Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about jonestown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unfunny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jonestown pranks.