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and her husband Jonathan.
Wife : would you sleep with my best friend in order to save my life?
Husband : uhh, of course. I'd do anything to save your life, even if I had to sleep with Jessica.
Wife : what? Whose Jessica?
Husband : uhh, your best friend? Who is it? Lauren?
Wife : What??? No
Husband : Well i'd sleep with anyone if it meant I would be able to save your life. Who is your best friend anyways?
Wife : Jonathan
Doctor: Name?
Man: Jonathan
Doctor: Sex?
Man: Yes all the time
Doctor: No, I mean male or female?
Man: Yes, male, female, sometimes a sheep or a pig
Doctor: Oh dear
Man: oh no, dears run fast
It was worth the whisk
Nevermind, it's too korny.
Well he's back in town and he wants your number.
*credit goes to The Amazing Jonathan*
BBC News: Jonathan Ross has been caught stealing from the BBC Kitchen, here is an exclusive interview as he was being escorted out of the premises:
"Jonathon, why did you do it? you knew you could potentially lose your job."
"Well," He replied, "It was just the whisk I had to take"
Hi, I'm Jonathan
Long story short i now have a kid named Something Funny Smith
You were expecting a punch line BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
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