Jonah Jokes
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A little girl was drawing a picture of Jonah inside the whale in class...
Her teacher asked her "What's that?"
"It's Jonah inside the belly of the whale from the Bible." She replied
The teacher, an atheist, told her "You know that didn't really happen."
She kept drawing "When I get to heaven I'll just ask Jonah."
"What if he's not in heaven? The teacher admonished.
The girl, still drawing "Then you ask him"
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale to s**... an entire human being because
…even though the whale was a very large mammal, its t**... was very small.
"But the whale swallowed Jonah," the little girl insisted.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not s**... a human. It was physically impossible, she said.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to h**...?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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A teacher was teaching her class about whales.
She said that it was physically impossible for a whale to s**... a human being as even though it was a gigantic animal, its stomach was very small. A little girl put up her hand and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher insisted that a whale couldn't possibly s**... a human. The little girl said, When I get to Heaven, I'll ask Jonah.
The teacher replied, What if Jonah went to h**...?
The girl said: Then you ask him.
A man sits next to a young girl on an airplane. She's reading her Bible…
Man: What are you reading about?
Girl: The story of Jonah getting eaten by a whale
Man: You can't seriously believe he was actually eaten by a whale and lived…
Girl: I do.
Man: How can you know
Girl: I'll know once I get to heaven and ask him
Man: What if he's not in heaven?
Girl: Then you can ask him.
I just saw a movie with Jonah hill and Michael cera.
I would not recommend. It was Superbad
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A kindergarten teacher was telling her students about different kinds of animals.
"Whales are the largest" she said, "but they can't s**... people, because their throats are too small."
"But in the Bible, it says that Jonah was swallowed by a whale", said a little girl. "You can't always believe what you read", the teacher replied. "Well, when I go to heaven", said the little girl, " I'll ask Jonah."
"And what if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
"Then you can ask him."
God asked Jonah what he was doing traveling inside a whale.
"Nineveh business, God "
The Whale was uneasy.
"I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations" said the whale.
"What gave you that idea?" queried the octopus.
"Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
Oh, you're from Whales?
My friend Jonah used to live there.
What did Jonah say to the Japanese man?
"Thanks for the rescue."
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