The Best 11 Jonah Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jonah jokes. There are some jonah elijah jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jonah isaac puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jonah Jokes and Puns

A little girl was drawing a picture of Jonah inside the whale in class...

Her teacher asked her "What's that?"

"It's Jonah inside the belly of the whale from the Bible." She replied

The teacher, an atheist, told her "You know that didn't really happen."

She kept drawing "When I get to heaven I'll just ask Jonah."

"What if he's not in heaven? The teacher admonished.

The girl, still drawing "Then you ask him"

A teacher was teaching her class about whales.

She said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being as even though it was a gigantic animal, its stomach was very small. A little girl put up her hand and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher insisted that a whale couldn't possibly swallow a human. The little girl said, When I get to Heaven, I'll ask Jonah.

The teacher replied, What if Jonah went to Hell?

The girl said: Then you ask him.

I just saw a movie with Jonah hill and Michael cera.

I would not recommend. It was Superbad

Jonah joke, I just saw a movie with Jonah hill and Michael cera.

A kindergarten teacher was telling her students about different kinds of animals.

"Whales are the largest" she said, "but they can't swallow people, because their throats are too small."
"But in the Bible, it says that Jonah was swallowed by a whale", said a little girl. "You can't always believe what you read", the teacher replied. "Well, when I go to heaven", said the little girl, " I'll ask Jonah."
"And what if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
"Then you can ask him."

God asked Jonah what he was doing traveling inside a whale.

"Nineveh business, God "


The Whale was uneasy.

"I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations" said the whale.

"What gave you that idea?" queried the octopus.

"Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What did Jonah say to the Japanese man?

"Thanks for the rescue."

Jonah joke, What did Jonah say to the Japanese man?

What do Jack Thompson and J. Jonah Jameson have in common?

Video games where you play as a public menace.

Oh, you're from Whales?

My friend Jonah used to live there.

Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites?

Because he was too inefficient.

You should all be ashamed of making fun of Jonah Hill.

The guy's been through thick and thin.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jonah whale jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jonah jonah and the whale piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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