Jonah And The Whale Jokes

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A little girl was drawing a picture of Jonah inside the whale in class...

Her teacher asked her "What's that?"

"It's Jonah inside the belly of the whale from the Bible." She replied

The teacher, an atheist, told her "You know that didn't really happen."

She kept drawing "When I get to heaven I'll just ask Jonah."

"What if he's not in heaven? The teacher admonished.

The girl, still drawing "Then you ask him"

Little girl logic

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

God asked Jonah what he was doing traveling inside a whale.

"Nineveh business, God "

When I'm feeling down my friend keeps saying 'Cheer up, you could be stuck in a big fish, like Jonah!'

I know he means whale.

The Whale was uneasy.

"I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations" said the whale.

"What gave you that idea?" queried the octopus.

"Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Oh, you're from Whales?

My friend Jonah used to live there.

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