The Best 57 Jon Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Jon Jokes and Puns

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why is Jon Snow so ticklish?

Aunts in his pants...

On meeting Donald Trump, Kim Jon Un says I will destroy America...

Trump replies, No way, that's my job. I won't have another asian stealing an American job.

What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died?

Looks like his Korea is over

Who will replace Kim Jon Un after he dies

Kim Jon dos

Jon was excited about his new rifle..

... and wanted to try it out, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larger black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have sex." Jon decided to bend over.Β Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Jon soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it. Immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a big brown bear stood right next to him.Β The brown bear said, "That was a huge mistake, Jon. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Jon thought it was better to comply.Β Although he survived, it was several months before Jon finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the brown bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a gigantic grizzly bear standing there.Β The grizzly bear said "Admit it, Jon, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"Β 

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.


And Jon Hamm.

^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out.

Jon Snows going to feel itchy during the GOT season finale!

What else would you expect with aunts in your pants?

Exactly 10 years ago my pal Jon came running out shouting it's a boy with tears streaming down his face...

We never went back to Thailand

[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender?

Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished.

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I drank so much I blew Chunks

Jon : Oh Ted, I had a terrible night. I drank so much that when I got home, I blew chunks.

Ted: Hey, thats not so bad. At least you were in the comfort of your own home.

Jon: No, you dont understand. Chunks is my dog...

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.

When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

Kim Jon Un is reported to be sick.

He is now Kim Jong Ill.

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

What does Jon Snow do when he gets cold?

He snuggles up to da-near-es Targaryen.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What is similar between Jon Snow and The Night King?

They have both speared a dragon.

What's the crunkest place to go to the bathroom?

The Little Jon.

Which two musicians are famous for saying, "What?"

Lil' Jon and Beethoven.

What did Jon Bon Jovi do when his swimwear froze?

He made it icewear.

[Spoiler] In Game of Thrones, what is Jon and Dany's favorite sexual position?

Lannister style

So I would like make a joke about Jon and Daenerys...

... But I won't incest on it.

Why did Jon Snow go to the Rolex store?

For the watch

I work as a mortician, and recently had a case of an unidentified murder victim who was killed in a bakery

I had to mark him down as a Jon the file.

I met Jon Snow the squirrel the other day

He knows nutting.

Listen to Mom!

Jim: Sometimes I wish I had listened to my mother's advice.

Jon: What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

At geography class

Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him:

- Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers:

- Page 83.

My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common.

They both ended with an Ollie.

Jon Bon Jovi was inducted into the Rock hall of fame

I asked him, "aren't you disappointed and ashamed you aren't in the more prestigious Rock & ***Roll*** hall of fame?"

He said "Woah, we're halfway there".

[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how..

Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What do you call a North Korean who isn't sure what to say?

Kim Jon Um...

I just discovered that I can play as Jon Snow on This War of Mine...

So far my weapon of choice has been the "crowbar."

Game of thrones finale joke. Spoiler.

Poor Jon snow. But it must have been a nice watch.

Have you heard about Edward Snowden's brother Jon Snowden?

He knows nothing...

Who is the best joke teller?

Kim Jon Un, he gets his whole nation laugh whenever he wants.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Did you hear about Jon Snow dropping his new Apple product?

And now his watch has ended.

How did Robin Hood not impregnate maid Marion?

With his little Jon...

What does Jon Snow think of sex?

It's a bit of an Auntie-climax.

Why was Jon Snow itchy?

He had aunts in his pants

How is Jon Snow like an aardvark?

They're both a(u)nt-eaters.

What is Jon Bellions most favourite chocolate bar of all time?


Rolo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, Rolo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo!

If Lil Jon went to college, where would he go?


Sara: I've been feeling dead inside for many months now

Jon: maybe it's because you've been carrying a dead fetus for 11 months now

Miss Reed asks Little Rickie: If I say I love chocolate, what's the verb little Rickie? ...

-.. the verb is love, Miss ..

- Very Good . Now if I say : Jon arrived , what is the object , little Tim ? ..

The object is arrived, Miss ...

Well done, little Tim. Now if I say :Jane moans from pleasure , what's the subject little Johnny? ...

- The subject is doing her, Miss

Where's the most crunk spot to go to the bathroom?

The Lil Jon.

What's Jon Snow's favourite James Brown song?

I've Got Aunts in my Pants.

How did Jon Arbuckle's dog die?

He OD'd :/

If Jon snow had a dvd rental place

Would it be a blockbastard?

Jon Snow Was Westeros' Origin Yesman

He nos nothing.

Why didn't the Knight show up in time to help Jon Snow?

Something was wrong with the Knights Watch

What do you call a rock star who always wears a waterproof coat?

Jon Poncho Vee

What's the difference between acne and priests?

Acne waits for boys to turn 14 before they come on their faces.

Was watching Ray Donovan and Jon Voight's character said something like this.

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