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For the watch
Aunts in his pants...
Trump replies, No way, that's my job. I won't have another asian stealing an American job.
Looks like his Korea is over
Kim Jon dos
... and wanted to try it out, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larger black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have sex." Jon decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Jon soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it. Immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a big brown bear stood right next to him. The brown bear said, "That was a huge mistake, Jon. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Jon thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it was several months before Jon finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the brown bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a gigantic grizzly bear standing there. The grizzly bear said "Admit it, Jon, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Kevin Bacon.
...
And Jon Hamm.
^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out.
What else would you expect with aunts in your pants?
We never went back to Thailand
Because his watch has ended.
Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished.
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Jon : Oh Ted, I had a terrible night. I drank so much that when I got home, I blew chunks.
Ted: Hey, thats not so bad. At least you were in the comfort of your own home.
Jon: No, you dont understand. Chunks is my dog...
When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?
He is now Kim Jong Ill.
Where The Wildlings Are
He snuggles up to da-near-es Targaryen.
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
For the Watch.
For the watch
They have both speared a dragon.
The Little Jon.
Lil' Jon and Beethoven.
He made it icewear.
Lannister style
... But I won't incest on it.
For the watch
I had to mark him down as a Jon dough.in the file.
He knows nutting.
Jim: Sometimes I wish I had listened to my mother's advice.
Jon: What did she say?
Jim: I dunno. I never listened!
Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him:
- Where's England, Jon?
He proudly answers:
- Page 83.
They both ended with an Ollie.
I asked him, "aren't you disappointed and ashamed you aren't in the more prestigious Rock & ***Roll*** hall of fame?"
He said "Woah, we're halfway there".
Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging.
For the watch.
Kim Jon Um...
So far my weapon of choice has been the "crowbar."
Poor Jon snow. But it must have been a nice watch.
He knows nothing...
Kim Jon Un, he gets his whole nation laugh whenever he wants.
Turned down 4 watt
And now his watch has ended.
With his little Jon...
It's a bit of an Auntie-climax.
He had aunts in his pants
They're both a(u)nt-eaters.
Rolo.....
Rolo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, Rolo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo!
Yale
Jon: maybe it's because you've been carrying a dead fetus for 11 months now
-.. the verb is love, Miss ..
- Very Good . Now if I say : Jon arrived , what is the object , little Tim ? ..
The object is arrived, Miss ...
Well done, little Tim. Now if I say :Jane moans from pleasure , what's the subject little Johnny? ...
- The subject is doing her, Miss
The Lil Jon.
I've Got Aunts in my Pants.
He OD'd :/
Would it be a blockbastard?
He nos nothing.
Something was wrong with the Knights Watch
Jon Poncho Vee
Acne waits for boys to turn 14 before they come on their faces.
Was watching Ray Donovan and Jon Voight's character said something like this.
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