Jolt Jokes
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Ash sat up with a jolt, nose hairs on end. He sneezed explosively.
Witnesses reported a peak ah-choo.
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I love the smell of c**... in the morning
Really gives me the jolt of energy I need to wake up
A brunette, a redhead head, and a blonde are running from the cops...
The girls quickly turn a corner and see three empty barrels, so they each jump into a different one.
Once the cops turn the corner, they see the barrels and they are suspicious about them so they kick the one with the brunette in it.
"Woof! Woof!" says the brunette.
"Just a dog in there" says one cop, so they move to the next one.
They approach the barrel with the brunette inside, and give it a jolt.
"Meow! Meow!" says the redhead
"Just a cat in there" says one cop, so they move on to the next one.
The approach the barrel with the blonde in there and shake it a bit.
"Corn! Corn!" says the blonde.
A farmer and his wife
A farmer and his wife are traveling in their one-horse wagon down the road.
The horse falters and causes the wagon to jolt. The farmer says, "That's one."
The horse falters again and the farmer says, "That's two."
The horse falters a third time and the farmer stops the wagon, gets out, and shoots the horse dead.
His wife cries out, "You monster! How could you shoot that poor animal? Have you no compassion?!?!"
The farmer sits back down in the wagon and calmly replies, "That's one."
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