Jolly Roger Jokes
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How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger flag on the cheap?
He bought it on sail.
Why did the dyslexic pirate get in trouble?
Instead of hoisting the Jolly Roger, he rogered the jolly hoister.
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What do you call a pirate having s**...?
A jolly rogering.
Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is sitting between them.
The first Texan says, "My name is
Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 10,000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger."
The second Texan says, "My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 50,000 head of cattle and they call my place Big John's."
They both look down at the Jewish man who says, "My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres."
Roger looks down at him and say, "300
Acres? What do you raise?"
Nothing" Irving says.
"Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John.
"Downtown Dallas."
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What did the Westboro Baptist Church say when Union Jack was with Jolly Roger?
God hates flags.
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