Jolly Rancher Jokes

29 jolly rancher jokes and hilarious jolly rancher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jolly rancher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Jolly Rancher Short Jokes

Short jolly rancher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jolly rancher humour may include short jelly beans jokes also.

  1. Skittles, SweetTart, Starburst, and Jolly Rancher are all facing class action lawsuits. They are all being charged for descrimination by assuming assignition of flavors to particular colors.
  2. I just found out that Santa Clause raises livestock in between Christmas... I guess you could call him a Jolly Rancher
  3. What do you call a gay farmer? Jolly Rancher
    Sorry if this is a repost, I'm new and heard this joke from an old friend of mine.
  4. What's the difference between a coconut and a Jolly Rancher? Doesn't matter, your arms are broken.
  5. My buddy is about to pitch a new flavour to the creators of Jolly Ranchers. I hope he doesn't choke.
  6. What do you call a Texan who just had s**...? A jolly rancher.
    Credit goes to my friend at school.

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Jolly Rancher One Liners

Which jolly rancher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jolly rancher? I can suggest the ones about candy and gummy bear.

  1. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!
  2. If a cowboy is happy… …Does that make him a jolly rancher
  3. What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? A jolly rancher.
  4. What do you call a gay cowboy? A jolly rancher.
  5. What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher.
  6. What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher
  7. What do you call Santa after he retires and buys a farm? A Jolly Rancher
  8. What do you call a happy fruit farmer? a Jolly Rancher.
  9. What do you call Santa Claus working on a farm? A jolly rancher!
  10. What do you call Santa Claus riding a horse? A jolly rancher.
  11. What do you call Santa Clause's reindeer wranglers? Jolly Ranchers
  12. What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it? A Jolly Rancher.

Rib-Tickling Jolly Rancher Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about jolly rancher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lollipop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jolly rancher pranks.