The Best 16 Jolly Rancher Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jolly Rancher jokes. There are some jolly rancher malted jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jolly rancher wagyu puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jolly Rancher Jokes and Puns

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher!

What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy?

A jolly rancher.

What do you call a gay cowboy?

A jolly rancher.

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

What do you call a gay farmer?

A Jolly Rancher

What do you call Santa after he retires and buys a farm?

A Jolly Rancher

What do you call a happy fruit farmer?

a Jolly Rancher.

What do you call a Texan who just had sex?

A jolly rancher.

Credit goes to my friend at school.

What do you call Santa Claus working on a farm?

A jolly rancher!


What do you call Santa Claus riding a horse?

A jolly rancher.

What do you call Santa Clause's reindeer wranglers?

Jolly Ranchers

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Skittles, SweetTart, Starburst, and Jolly Rancher are all facing class action lawsuits.

They are all being charged for descrimination by assuming assignition of flavors to particular colors.

I just found out that Santa Clause raises livestock in between Christmas...

I guess you could call him a Jolly Rancher

What do you call a gay farmer?

Jolly Rancher

Sorry if this is a repost, I'm new and heard this joke from an old friend of mine.

What's the difference between a coconut and a Jolly Rancher?

Doesn't matter, your arms are broken.

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