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90 jolly jokes and hilarious jolly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jolly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your day merry with these funny jolly jokes for older and little folks alike! Take a look at some classic jolly jokes with references to Jolly Rancher, Jolly Good, Jolly Rancher Popsicles, the Jolly Green Giant, and more! All these jokes will fill the air with buoyant laughter and the joy of the LORD.

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Popular Jolly Short Jokes

Short jolly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jolly humour may include short cheerful jokes also.

  1. Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live.
    I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
  2. What do you have.... ...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand.
    Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant.
  3. Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows were all the naughty girls are
  4. What do you call Santa after he retires and buys a farm? A Jolly Rancher
  5. What do you call a happy fruit farmer? a Jolly Rancher.
  6. What do you call Santa Claus working on a farm? A jolly rancher!
    TY
  7. Why are fat people so jolly? Because it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown.
  8. What do you call Santa Claus riding a horse? A jolly rancher.
  9. What do you call Santa Clause's reindeer wranglers? Jolly Ranchers
  10. Why did the dyslexic pirate get in trouble? Instead of hoisting the Jolly Roger, he rogered the jolly hoister.

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Jolly One Liners

Which jolly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jolly? I can suggest the ones about merry and jumbo.

  1. Why is santa Claus always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live.
  2. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!
  3. The reason why Santa is so jolly ...is he knows where all the bad girls live.
  4. If a cowboy is happy… …Does that make him a jolly rancher
  5. What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? A jolly rancher.
  6. What do you call a gay cowboy? A jolly rancher.
  7. What do tortillas sing at birthday parties? Fajita jolly good fellow.
  8. What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado pickers
  9. What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher.
  10. What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher
  11. What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th? "Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
  12. What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow
  13. A very jolly father named his son Jehovah so as to laugh at his witness at a wedding
  14. What does a jolly Santa put on his Eggs Benedict? Happy Hollandaise!
  15. How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger flag on the cheap? He bought it on sail.

Jolly Rancher Jokes

Here is a list of funny jolly rancher jokes and even better jolly rancher puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it? A Jolly Rancher.
  • Skittles, SweetTart, Starburst, and Jolly Rancher are all facing class action lawsuits. They are all being charged for descrimination by assuming assignition of flavors to particular colors.
  • I just found out that Santa Clause raises livestock in between Christmas... I guess you could call him a Jolly Rancher
  • What do you call a gay farmer? Jolly Rancher
    Sorry if this is a repost, I'm new and heard this joke from an old friend of mine.
  • What's the difference between a coconut and a Jolly Rancher? Doesn't matter, your arms are broken.
  • My buddy is about to pitch a new flavour to the creators of Jolly Ranchers. I hope he doesn't choke.
  • What do you call a Texan who just had s**...? A jolly rancher.
    Credit goes to my friend at school.

Jolly Good Jokes

Here is a list of funny jolly good jokes and even better jolly good puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow? Nobody can *deny* a jolly-good fellow!
  • When the Chinese-Egyptian guy at work brings in cake: "For he's a jolly good Pharaoh..."
  • What do the Reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
  • I was playing catch with my brother once. We were having a jolly good time, then suddenly, the ball started getting bigger and bigger. I just couldn't figure out why. Then it hit me.
Jolly joke, I was playing catch with my brother once. We were having a jolly good time, then suddenly, the ball

Jolly Green Giant Jokes

Here is a list of funny jolly green giant jokes and even better jolly green giant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What STD does the Jolly Green Giant get? Le Sueur Peas
  • What is the jolly Green giant's actual name? Hugh Mungus
  • What did Mrs. Jolly Green Giant give her husband on their wedding night? Her peas.
  • What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet? Pota-TOES!
  • Why should you never eat Jolly Green Giant vegetables? Because he always stands over the corn and peas.
    h**... h**... h**.......
  • The Jolly Green Giant is into b**.... I guess you could call him a collared green.
  • Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes? He has no room in his life for a fourth h**....

Jolly Roger Jokes

Here is a list of funny jolly roger jokes and even better jolly roger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the Westboro Baptist Church say when Union Jack was with Jolly Roger? God hates flags.
  • What do you call a pirate having s**...? A jolly rogering.
Jolly joke, What do you call a pirate having s**...?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about jolly can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of jolly puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Jolly Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about jolly you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jester jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make jolly prank.

Happy New Year...

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.
Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before. I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it

Why is santana so jolly?

Because he gets 3 h**...'s.

Not all fat people are jolly

Some of them are women

People get so offended if you call certain people fat.

You have to say jolly.

How to catch a polar bear

Needed tools: one can of Jolly Green Giant Green Peas and an ice saw.
Step one: cut a polar bear sized hole in the ice
Step two: drain the juice from the peas and place them one at a time all the way around the hole you just cut in the ice.
Step three: when the polar bear come along to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

Why is Santa so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

I was woken up at 5am by a crow...

It just wouldn't stop cawing. After an hour I felt like shooting the d**... thing! Then another crow joined it and they started to have a jolly old conversation. I wanted to blow both their heads off! One more crow and there definitely would've been a m**....

Why is Santa so jolly?

Do you know why is Santa Clause is jolly all the time?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
Which is a good thing because he only comes once a year.
*Heard this from an old white guy in the sauna today lol.*

What do Elon Musk's Christmas cards say?

"Tesla season to be jolly!"

A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.

She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

He works with naughty hos.

Why is Santa so jolly this time if year?

He's got the naughty list and always chooses the three best hos!

Why is Santa so jolly year after year?

Because of all the h**... h**... h**...'s.

A jolly mushroom

Is also a Fungi!

What's the difference between North Korea and the North Pole?

One of them is forever ruled by a jolly fat man who directs an entire race of short people to produce packages he can drop from the sky all over the world, and the other is the North Pole.

Jolly joke, Why is Santa so jolly?

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