Jolly Jokes
70 jolly jokes and hilarious jolly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jolly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your day merry with these funny jolly jokes for older and little folks alike! Take a look at some classic jolly jokes with references to Jolly Rancher, Jolly Good, Jolly Rancher Popsicles, the Jolly Green Giant, and more! All these jokes will fill the air with buoyant laughter and the joy of the LORD.
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Funniest Jolly Short Jokes
Short jolly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jolly humour may include short cheerful jokes also.
- Why did the dyslexic pirate get in trouble? Instead of hoisting the Jolly Roger, he rogered the jolly hoister.
- What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow? Nobody can *deny* a jolly-good fellow!
- Skittles, SweetTart, Starburst, and Jolly Rancher are all facing class action lawsuits. They are all being charged for descrimination by assuming assignition of flavors to particular colors.
- When the Chinese-Egyptian guy at work brings in cake: "For he's a jolly good Pharaoh..."
- I just found out that Santa Clause raises livestock in between Christmas... I guess you could call him a Jolly Rancher
- People get so offended if you call certain people fat. You have to say jolly.
- Why is Santa so jolly this time if year? He's got the naughty list and always chooses the three best hos!
- What do you call a gay farmer? Jolly Rancher
Sorry if this is a repost, I'm new and heard this joke from an old friend of mine. - I was playing catch with my brother once. We were having a jolly good time, then suddenly, the ball started getting bigger and bigger. I just couldn't figure out why. Then it hit me.
- What STD does the Jolly Green Giant get? Le Sueur Peas
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Jolly One Liners
Which jolly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jolly? I can suggest the ones about merry and jumbo.
- Why is santa Claus always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live.
- What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!
- What do tortillas sing at birthday parties? Fajita jolly good fellow.
- What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado pickers
- What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher.
- What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th? "Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
- What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow
- A very jolly father named his son Jehovah so as to laugh at his witness at a wedding
- What does a jolly Santa put on his Eggs Benedict? Happy Hollandaise!
- How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger flag on the cheap? He bought it on sail.
- What do you call a happy fruit farmer? a Jolly Rancher.
- What do you call Santa Clause's reindeer wranglers? Jolly Ranchers
- What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it? A Jolly Rancher.
- A jolly mushroom Is also a Fungi!
- What do Elon Musk's Christmas cards say? "Tesla season to be jolly!"
Jolly Rancher Jokes
Here is a list of funny jolly rancher jokes and even better jolly rancher puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My buddy is about to pitch a new flavour to the creators of Jolly Ranchers. I hope he doesn't choke.
Jolly Green Giant Jokes
Here is a list of funny jolly green giant jokes and even better jolly green giant puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is the jolly Green giant's actual name? Hugh Mungus
- What did Mrs. Jolly Green Giant give her husband on their wedding night? Her peas.
- What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet? Pota-TOES!
Cheeky Jolly Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about jolly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jester jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jolly pranks.
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A small rabbit was simply hopping around a large hole of which the bottom was yet to be seen. Our jolly fellow was hopping around the edge, saying:
, , , , , , , ...... and so on and so forth
A bear walks up to the the rabbit with a quizzical look on his face.
"Why our you saying that number while jumping around this hole?" asked the bear. The rabbit responded nothing. So the bear decided to look over the edge of the hole, the rabbit the swiftly pushed the bear over the edge, making him fall to it's demise. The rabbit then proceeded to hop around the hole again, this time saying:
28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28......
Holidays
With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.
Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.
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What do you call a pirate having s**...?
A jolly rogering.
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What did the Westboro Baptist Church say when Union Jack was with Jolly Roger?
God hates flags.
Taking a Cab Home on NYE
Dear Friends,
With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
Some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took cab home. On the way home there was a police road block, since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.
Happy New Year...
With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.
Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before. I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it
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Why is santana so jolly?
Because he gets 3 h**...'s.
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Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he gets 3 h**...'s...
Yeah it's bad...
But santa isn't real anyways...
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What do you call a Texan who just had s**...?
A jolly rancher.
Credit goes to my friend at school.
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Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes?
He has no room in his life for a fourth h**....
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The Jolly Green Giant is into b**....
I guess you could call him a collared green.
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How to catch a polar bear
Needed tools: one can of Jolly Green Giant Green Peas and an ice saw.
Step one: cut a polar bear sized hole in the ice
Step two: drain the juice from the peas and place them one at a time all the way around the hole you just cut in the ice.
Step three: when the polar bear come along to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
I know why Santa is jolly.
Because he knows where all the naughty foster kids are.
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I was woken up at 5am by a crow...
It just wouldn't stop cawing. After an hour I felt like shooting the d**... thing! Then another crow joined it and they started to have a jolly old conversation. I wanted to blow both their heads off! One more crow and there definitely would've been a m**....
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Why should you never eat Jolly Green Giant vegetables?
Because he always stands over the corn and peas.
h**... h**... h**.......
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The reason why Santa is so jolly
...is he knows where all the bad girls live.
Why is Santa so jolly?
Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is sitting between them.
The first Texan says, "My name is
Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 10,000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger."
The second Texan says, "My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 50,000 head of cattle and they call my place Big John's."
They both look down at the Jewish man who says, "My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres."
Roger looks down at him and say, "300
Acres? What do you raise?"
Nothing" Irving says.
"Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John.
"Downtown Dallas."
A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.
She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.
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What's the difference between a coconut and a Jolly Rancher?
Doesn't matter, your arms are broken.
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Why is Santa always so jolly?
He works with naughty hos.
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Why is Santa so jolly year after year?
Because of all the h**... h**... h**...'s.
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What's the difference between North Korea and the North Pole?
One of them is forever ruled by a jolly fat man who directs an entire race of short people to produce packages he can drop from the sky all over the world, and the other is the North Pole.
