The Best 48 Jolly Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Jolly jokes. There are some jolly feliz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jolly jolly rancher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Jolly Jokes and Puns
What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of?
Avocado pickers
Barbie and G.I. Joe.
A little girl sits on Santa's lap. In a jolly manner, Santa asks "What would you like for Christmas?"
The girl replies without hesitation:"I would like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa sits for a moment, thinking about the request. Caught off guard, he says "But little girl, Barbie comes with Ken."
The girl looks at Santa and with incredible confidence, states: "No Santa, Barbie only fakes it with Ken."
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher!
Why is Santa Claus so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
What do you have....
...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand.
Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant.
What do you call a pirate having sex?
A jolly rogering.
What do you call a gay cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
Why are fat people so jolly?
Because it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown.
What do you call a gay farmer?
A Jolly Rancher
What do you call a Texan who just had sex?
A jolly rancher.
Credit goes to my friend at school.
Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes?
He has no room in his life for a fourth ho.
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What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy?
A jolly rancher.
What would santa be if he was a farmer?
A jolly rancher.
Not all fat people are jolly
Some of them are women
People get so offended if you call certain people fat.
You have to say jolly.
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
The Jolly Green Giant is into bondage.
I guess you could call him a collared green.
How to catch a polar bear
Needed tools: one can of Jolly Green Giant Green Peas and an ice saw.
Step one: cut a polar bear sized hole in the ice
Step two: drain the juice from the peas and place them one at a time all the way around the hole you just cut in the ice.
Step three: when the polar bear come along to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?
A Jolly Rancher.
Why is Santa so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
I just found out that Santa Clause raises livestock in between Christmas...
I guess you could call him a Jolly Rancher
I was woken up at 5am by a crow...
It just wouldn't stop cawing. After an hour I felt like shooting the damned thing! Then another crow joined it and they started to have a jolly old conversation. I wanted to blow both their heads off! One more crow and there definitely would've been a murder.
What do you call Santa Claus working on a farm?
A jolly rancher!
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Why did the dyslexic pirate get in trouble?
Instead of hoisting the Jolly Roger, he rogered the jolly hoister.
When the Chinese-Egyptian guy at work brings in cake:
"For he's a jolly good Pharaoh..."
Why should you never eat Jolly Green Giant vegetables?
Because he always stands over the corn and peas.
Ho ho ho....
What do tortillas sing at birthday parties?
Fajita jolly good fellow.
What do you call a happy fruit farmer?
a Jolly Rancher.
The reason why Santa is so jolly
...is he knows where all the bad girls live.
What do you call Santa Clause's reindeer wranglers?
Jolly Ranchers
What does a jolly Santa put on his Eggs Benedict?
Happy Hollandaise!
Do you know why is Santa Clause is jolly all the time?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
Which is a good thing because he only comes once a year.
*Heard this from an old white guy in the sauna today lol.*
What do you call Santa after he retires and buys a farm?
A Jolly Rancher
What do you call Santa Claus riding a horse?
A jolly rancher.
What do Elon Musk's Christmas cards say?
"Tesla season to be jolly!"
A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.
She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.
A very jolly father named his son Jehovah
so as to laugh at his witness at a wedding
In honor of Intl Talk Like A Pirate Day: a pirate joke megathread
To start:
Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger flag on the cheap?
A: He bought it on sail.
Skittles, SweetTart, Starburst, and Jolly Rancher are all facing class action lawsuits.
They are all being charged for descrimination by assuming assignition of flavors to particular colors.
What do you call a gay farmer?
Jolly Rancher
Sorry if this is a repost, I'm new and heard this joke from an old friend of mine.
Why is Santa always so jolly?
He works with naughty hos.
Why is Santa so jolly this time if year?
He's got the naughty list and always chooses the three best hos!
What do the Reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Why is Santa so jolly year after year?
Because of all the Ho Ho Ho's.
A jolly mushroom
Is also a Fungi!
What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th?
"Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
What's the difference between North Korea and the North Pole?
One of them is forever ruled by a jolly fat man who directs an entire race of short people to produce packages he can drop from the sky all over the world, and the other is the North Pole.
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