Jolly Green Giant Jokes
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Why should you never eat Jolly Green Giant vegetables?
Because he always stands over the corn and peas.
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What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of?
Avocado pickers
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The Jolly Green Giant is into b**....
I guess you could call him a collared green.
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How to catch a polar bear
Needed tools: one can of Jolly Green Giant Green Peas and an ice saw.
Step one: cut a polar bear sized hole in the ice
Step two: drain the juice from the peas and place them one at a time all the way around the hole you just cut in the ice.
Step three: when the polar bear come along to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
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Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes?
He has no room in his life for a fourth h**....
What STD does the Jolly Green Giant get?
Le Sueur Peas
What is the jolly Green giant's actual name?
Hugh Mungus
What did Mrs. Jolly Green Giant give her husband on their wedding night?
Her peas.
What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?
Pota-TOES!
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