Jolly Good Jokes
15 jolly good jokes and hilarious jolly good puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jolly good that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Jolly Good Short Jokes
Short jolly good jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jolly good humour may include short jolly jokes also.
- What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow? Nobody can *deny* a jolly-good fellow!
- What do the Reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
- I was playing catch with my brother once. We were having a jolly good time, then suddenly, the ball started getting bigger and bigger. I just couldn't figure out why. Then it hit me.
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Jolly Good One Liners
Which jolly good one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jolly good? I can suggest the ones about excellent and real good.
- What do tortillas sing at birthday parties? Fajita jolly good fellow.
- What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th? "Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
- What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow
- When the Chinese-Egyptian guy at work brings in cake: "For he's a jolly good Pharaoh..."
Cheeky Jolly Good Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about jolly good you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pretty good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jolly good pranks.
A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.
She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.
Do you know why is Santa Clause is jolly all the time?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
Which is a good thing because he only comes once a year.
*Heard this from an old white guy in the sauna today lol.*
A Brit visits America
A Brit visits America and as part of his tour, he is shown the vast corn fields of Iowa stretching away to the horizon and beyond.
"My word," he says, "What on earth do you *do* with it all?"
The farmer grins and replies, "We eat what we can and what we can't, we can."
The Brit is somewhat puzzled, but after the farmer explains, he laughs uproariously. "Well done, sir, well done!"
When he returns to the UK, a friend asks him what Americans are like. "Oh, they have a jolly good sense of humour. When I asked a farmer what he does with all of his maize, do you know what he said?"
"We consume what we are able, and what we are not, we tin."
Here's a Russian Joke I liked... that doesn't have any swears
The Year is 1973... and the big one hits, Nuclear War. So the two most powerful nations on Earth hellbent on each other's destruction fire their nukes at each other and each other's allies...
Anyway, during their flight a Soviet missile and an American missile cross each others path, and they decide to stop and stay for a while before the world ends. so they stay and drink and joke and have a jolly good time. By the end of the day the American missile is drunk and says, "You know... we should go now." To which the Soviet missile replies, "You're right, let me walk you home."