Jolie Jokes
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Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.'I'd like to buy some flowers', she says. 'Orchids?' says the florist.
'No, just flowers today'.
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My wife said to me, "Would you rather have s**... with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis?"
I said, "Yes."
Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!
They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce.
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Hall pass
My wife is really not too bright. We have this system where we have what's called a "hall pass" where you get to have s**... with any two people in the whole world, as long as your spouse agrees to it.
Now, I picked Angelina Jolie and Christie Brinkley. But my wife, she picked the Mexican guy that mows our lawn and his brother! Out of all the people in the world.
Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?
Because of the "Pit"
Why did Angelina Jolie hire a hitman to kill her?
Because her family wouldn't have handled the youth in Asia.
Brangelina is no more.
And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back.
What do a stuffed olive and Angelina Jolie have in common?
they've both had a pit in them
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