The Best 28 Jokingly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jokingly jokes. There are some jokingly barber jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jokingly son puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jokingly Jokes and Puns

A husband, so proud...

....of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of 6" rather than by her first name. The wife was amused at first.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of 6, get me a beer!" This type of situation rose to a boiling point.
Finally, while at a party with her husband, he jokingly said, "Hey mother of 6, it's time to go!"
The wife shouted, "I'll be right with you - father of 4!"
[found this scrolling through YouTube Comments]

An old lady gets into a taxi

An old lady gets into a taxi (they're usually mostly Mercs here in Germany) and asks, what that star is for. The taxi driver jokingly replies

"That's a crosshair. I need it to aim for pedestrians."

A few minutes into the drive, a pedestrian ran onto the street and the taxi driver barely managed to evade him when he suddenly hears a clunk from the back. When he turns his head he sees the old lady grinning

"If I hadn't opened my door, we wouldn't have got him!"

A husband and wife went on a road trip.

They were driving by some plains when they sighted some wild pigs. The wife jokingly asked her husband," Are those relatives of yours?" Too which the husband replies," Yup! Those are my in-laws!"

Jokingly joke, A husband and wife went on a road trip.

A man buys his wife a bottle of wine.

As she's drinking it, she stops and says, "I love you. I don't know what I'd do without you."

The husband, jokingly, asks, "is that you talking or the wine?"

She replies, "it's me talking... to the wine."

new password.

I was trying to come up with a new password for one of my sites, jokingly I typed in 'mypenis'. Message came back, 'sorry not long enough;

A woman is visiting her doctor.

The doctor is monitoring her heartbeat with a stethoscope.

Woman: (*jokingly*) Tell me doctor, how much time do I have left?

Doctor: Ten

Woman: Ten what?

Doctor: Nine...

A guy is telling his friend a story...

Guy: A nut in a bar was telling the bartender's family he could jump over the sun

Friend: I'll bet he failed, ha!

Guy: Technically no...

Friend: What? But it's impossible for someone to jump over the sun!

Guy: He almost did - but his foot got caught on a loose nail - he fell into the middle of the sun.

Friend: ... Okay... Where is he?

Guy: In the hospital with a head injury

Friend: (jokingly) and where's the sun?

Guy: He's in the hospital too.

Jokingly joke, A guy is telling his friend a story...

SAE used to be jokingly called Somebody Anybody Everybody

I guess they wanted to make it clear that wasn't true.

Some nice pair of legs

A group of girls walked by and I jokingly said to my girl "bet you wish you had a pair of legs like that" and she started crying. Smh girls are so emotional so I wheeled her back to the car.

An elderly woman was at the doctor's office...

She asked why she was so sore all the time. He replied, jokingly, "A dissipated youth?"

She replied, "I wish I could remember him!"

Met a cute girl with purple hair.

Jokingly asked her "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

She replies "No carpet, hard wood".

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I was doing some shopping at the supermarket...

...and had a cart full of groceries and a lovely bouquet of flowers. Coincidentally, my wife walked in just as I was checking out.

She noticed the flowers I was buying and jokingly said "Those had better be for me!"

The teenager at the register turned and said "Even if they weren't, they definitely are now!"

A horse in a bar

A horse is standing at the bar when a man walks up to him.

"Why the long face?" he asked jokingly.

"I'm stage four terminal and my wife left me, taking everything with her."

I took an epileptic girl to a rave

I jokingly told her, "I hear this place has rave reviews", but she just rolled her eyes at me.

Saw a lady with ultra tight jeans sitting alone.

I jokingly asked her how she got into them. She said for $50 she'd show me how I could do it.

A woman has to go to a conference in Italy, so her husband drives her.

"Thanks honey" she says, "what would you like me to bring you back?"

"Oh, um, an Italian girl!" The husband jokingly says.

"I'll see what I can do" the woman says as she walks into the airport waving goodbye.

3 days later the woman returns and her husband greets her at the airport.

"How was your trip? Did you remember to bring my gift?"

"What gift?"

"The Italian girl!"

"Oh, we'll have to wait 9 months to see if it's a boy or girl"

Jokingly joke, A woman has to go to a conference in Italy, so her husband drives her.

A guy picks up a female hitchiker...

And when they're on the road, he jokingly asks "Lady, how do you know I'm not some kind of psychotic serial killer?".

"I dunno, but I guess the odds are pretty low that you're one too.".

I jokingly told my friend I was collecting the corpses of past emperors of Russia and dumping them into a giant ravine, but he thought I was serious and asked what was wrong with me.

I guess he just doesn't understand tsar chasm.

I jokingly told my dad I was getting a dolphin tattoo

He answered: "Oh, so I'm getting a dolphout."

(My dad, everyone... )

So I picked up a hitchhiker the other day...

After he got in he turned to me and jokingly said "Thanks, by the way how do you know I'm not a serial killer or something". I replied, "C'mon, the chances of /two/ serial killers being in the same car are astronomical".

One of the guys I'm training just jokingly told me I heard your mom is loose .

I immediately responded ashes usually are after they're spread .

Wife comes home late.

Husband jokingly, "Don't tell me you slept with on of your coworkers again"


My dad said jokingly, I'll see you next year.

Then he left to go get a pack of cigarettes... It's 2019, and he's not back yet.

"I got her!''

A drunk old man gets into a taxi Mercedes E Class. After a short time, he asks, "Why do Mercedes cars have that on their bonnet?"

The driver jokingly replies, "It is there so I could aim pedestrians."

He accelerates sharply, narrowly missing out an old lady which was passing the street. After that, he heard a massive thump.

"What the bloody hell was that??" the driver asked

The drunk man replies, "You missed her, I got her with my door".

My girlfriend was telling me about how quarantine must be rough for beautiful people, since the people around them are finally realizing that they have no personality.

Jokingly, I laugh and say, "Yeah, it's been a ride awakening for me."

She sorta gives me the side eye, snorts, and says, "Why the hell did you think I was talking about you?"

"It's really hot outside," a husband tells his wife, staring out the front window.

"What do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn naked?" he asks jokingly.
The wife replies without looking up from the morning paper, "They'll probably think I married you for the money."

An American woman goes to Italy on business and asks her husband what she could bring back for him.

He laughs and says, "An Italian girl!"

When she returns home he picks her up at the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good," she replies.

"And did you bring something home for me?"

"Something, did I forget?" she asks.

"The Italian girl I asked for," he replies jokingly.

"Oh, that," she says. "Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if it's a girl."

I served a pot of chili to a table of anti vaxxers and jokingly told them it could double as a covid test.

They thought it was a bit tasteless.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jokingly cheekily jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jokingly jest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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