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- Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes... they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.
(I'm sorry, it's terrible) - I would make a joke about how yo mama so fat... But we shouldn't talk about the elephant in the room.
- Guys, just remember that every yo mama joke that exists has been done hundreds of times by hundreds of different people. Like your mom.
- We all complain about reposts, but do you know where new jokes come from? A dad joke meets a yo mama joke... and then they screw in a lightbulb.
- Yo mama jokes are classics They're kinda outdated, yet still enjoyed by many.
Just like yo mama. - Clever yo mama jokes The title says it all.
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Yo mama so fat that light bends around her. - What do your mom and yo mama jokes have in common? They're both getting old but are still enjoyed by many.
- yo mama so fat… when god made light he asked her to move out of the way
(I know those jokes arent popular anymore but my 12 yo came up with this one) - Where do jokes come from? Well, when a dad joke and a yo mama joke love each other, they do a knock-knock joke…
- Had a great time telling Yo Mama jokes with all my buddies last night. She's got a great sense of humour.
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- Dad jokes and Yo Mama jokes seem like they'd be the same But the difference is a parent.
- Chefs don't tell yo mama jokes They tell umami jokes.
- Indian Yo Mama Joke I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
- What's the similarity between my jokes and yo mama? They never get hot
- "Yo mama" jokes don't age well just like yo mama.
- I don't like yo mama jokes. They've been done by thousands of ppl Just like yo mama
- Yo mama so boring Her jokes are being banned on the sub
- Halloween Yo Mama Joke Yo mama so fat, she ate her way through the corn maze.
- Yo mama so dumb... She tells "yo mama" jokes to YOU.
- Memeulous Yo mama joke Memeulous hitting hard with the latest Yo mama joke
- Yo mama's so fat... Yo mama's so fat that we had to put the real joke in the comments.
- [Nerd joke] Yo mamas so fat... That her jiggle physics can break a gtx titan x quad sli
- Yo mama is so fat I told her a *Yo mama is so fat* joke but she was too thick to get it.
- Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
- Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Jokes Yo Mama Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about jokes yo mama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jokes yo mama pranks.
Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!
Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.
Yo' Mama is so s**..., she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So s**..." joke book.
Yo mama so s**... she told a yo mama joke to you.
5 WoW related jokes
Yo mama so fat chain lightning hit her twice.
Yo mama so fat, when she logged in for first time she got the World Explorer achievement.
Yo mama so fat, she caused the Cataclysm by running to a buffet sale.
Yo mama so fat, she's immune to Death Knight's Death Grip.
Yo mama's so fat, it takes a 10 man raid of warlocks to summon her.
Yo' Mama Joke Trade
Yo' mama so poor that her bologna doesn't even have a first name.
Yo daddy jokes?
Recently heard a yo mama joke and wondered if there is such a thing as yo daddy jokes. If they do exist, I'd like to read some!
At my friend's house, her dad told us these jokes called "Mama mama jokes." I expected old fashioned "Yo' mama" jokes. I got these.
Mama, Mama, I don't like little brother!
Shut up and eat what you're told.
Mama, Mama, I don't want to go to Hawaii!
Shut up and keep swimming.
Mama, Mama, I don't like going in circles!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Honestly, I'm scarred.
Good Ol' Yo Mama joke
Yo mama so dirty, she can give someone an ear infection through a phone.
Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass
or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno.
Let's get this thread ballin'.
Yo Mama Jokes.
I find yo mama jokes very s**... and childish..
They are quite pointless and have no humor, the only humor is from children under 6.. Therefore, I find them very s**..., horrible, and pointless...... JUST LIKE YO MAMA!!!!!!!
Yo mama so s**......
...I told her this joke and she said she'd like to pass it along to you!
Yo mama joke(FNAF2)
Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!
What's a fat kids favourite instrument?
The dinner bell
yo mama...
yo mama so s**...
she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny
Yo Mama Jokes
Every "Yo Mama" joke has been used a thousand times by a thousand persons.
Just like Yo Mama.
An original joke (50% of it is)
What do you call it when a cow falls over?
Ground beef.
What do you call it when yo mama falls over?
You don't call it you call emergency earthquake services.
A fresh yo mama joke
What does my windshield and your mother have in common?
The crack just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Biology nerd joke! Yo mama's so fat and hairy...
Going down on her is a megatransect
A guy walks into a psychiatric ward to visit his old man.
As he sits down in the recreation room with his dad, he spots a schizophrenic kid standing on the table.
The kid starts targeting each person in the room, busting out the freshest, most incredible 'yo mama' jokes he's ever heard; true originality at its best.
"That's incredible," he says to his old man, "That kid's got an insane dis ability!"
Look guys... We're too old for yo mama jokes. Let's just keep the moms out of this...
And I'll keep *this* out of yo mama...
Yo mama jokes have been used thousands of times by thousands of people and are starting to get old
Sorta like yo mama
In the future there will be kids shouting jokes like...
Yo mama's so old that when the Dentist told her to floss she started to dance.
Why a flat earther can't joke about your mom.
She's so fat, they can't see her curvature from ground level.
(My attempt at an original "yo mama joke")
Dad: What do your friends think about you having two dads?
Son: They're fine with it, but they hate that I'm immune to Yo Mama jokes.
When was the first yo mama joke
The ancient Babylonian yo-mama joke:
Of your mother is by the one who has i**... with her. What/who is it?
Yo mama so fat...
When she hauls a**..., she has to make two trips.
Gimme your best yo mama jokes.
Yo Mama jokes hit differently when you're Indian
Like are you dissing my mum or my uncle? I need clarity
Yo mama jokes thread
What are some of the best "Yo mama" jokes of recent times?
I'll go first: Yo mama's so s**..., she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Medieval Yo Mama joke
Saw this joke today, it's from the 1400's
A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of
those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy,
who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with
that net of his? "I am going to the Brothel's outlet," replied the
youth, "to spread my net there, and catch your mother." Mind
you search the place carefully," retorted the boy, "for you will be sure to find yours there also.
Yo mama joke I thought of it
Yo mama is so fat and old that she's still eating from the last supper.
Edit : Jesus Christ this blew up. Didn't know so many of you had to release yo mamas from your system.