The Best 56 Joker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Joker jokes. There are some joker gotham jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these joker joker batman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Joker Jokes and Puns

Joker to Batman: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?"

"Yeah sure."

Joker: "Ok, parental love".

Batman: "I don't get it.."


I understand why joker likes harley quinn

If he gives her a flower, she becomes a squirter

Jason Todd walks into a bar, where the Joker is behind the counter. He says "Jason, you know I can't serve Robins here"

Jason asks "Why?" and Joker replies "this is a CROW bar!"

Then he beats him to death.

Joker joke, Jason Todd walks into a bar, where the Joker is behind the counter. He says "Jason, you know I can't

"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"

"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that's terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday...!'
Haha! Always knocks em out!"

- The Joker on The Batman cartoon.

What did the Joker cloud say to the Batcloud?

"Why so cirrus?"

^^^^kill ^^^^me

Why isn't Batman invited to any parties?

Because he always gets rid of the Joker!

Why couldn't the Joker see where Batman was?

Cause it was a dark knight

Joker joke, Why couldn't the Joker see where Batman was?

I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store.

He turned to me and said "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"

Heath Ledger

-So if Heath ledger was a method actor, and he killed himself while being the joker, what did he do for Broke Back Mountain? He was a gay cowboy.

-I have to guess he rode more than horses.

Why don't frogs use screws?

Because they prefer rrrrrivets.

*been using lots of rivets on a project lately when I came up with this awful dad-style joke. But I'm 40 and a dad so I'm a fully-licensed dad joker ."*

The Bat family were playing a game of "old maid" with a poker deck...

Needless to say it was a never ending game. Everyone wanted the joker.

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TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger.

He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres?

Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas?

Heath Ledger.

Turns out the Joker has a criminally-insane dog.

He's locked up in Barkham Asylum.

My oncologist is a real joker.

He has this great sense of tumor.

Joker joke, My oncologist is a real joker.

Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker

But sometimes he's his own worst enemy.

What moment is Batman History was the worst for Batman?


He lays an egg, smells bad, and Joker gets away.

Also his parents are dead.

Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn...

A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys

The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot?

Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Why did the Joker go up to the International Space Station?

Some men just want to watch the world turn.

What was the hurricane's reaction when some joker tried to shorten his name to Matt?

Hew hew hew.

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald?

The Joker only killed people in Gotham City.

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?


What does Joker do when he's not plotting or committing evil crimes?

He rides his Harley.

Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases.

It was a Heath ledger.

Joker: "Someone said you sound like an owl more than a bat"

Bat: "WHO?"

What does the Joker call masturbation?

Beating the Red Hood.

Why would Jake Gylenhall make the perfect Joker?

Because he literally has Heath Ledger inside of him #brokebackmountain

What do you call Batman and...

What do you call Batman and Robin after the Joker ran them over with a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon!!!

--Apparently this was my 5yo self's fav joke.

What will you find in Superman's lavatory?

A Superbowl.

Shamelessly stolen from: The Joker -Justice League Action.
I was drunk and I thought this was funny.

I auditioned for the joker role for a Batman movie ..

I did not get it because they thought I was too funny.

What does The Joker use to keep track of his candy bar expenses?

Heath Ledger.

What did the joker say to the wispy ice cloud?

Why so cirrus?

There was a meeting for evil clowns to boast about their evil

First, pennywise stepped up and said,"I've killed millions of children!"
Then the joker stepped up and said," I've killed millions of adults without any super powers!"
Then the last of the group, Ronald Mcdonald, stepped up with a smile.
" I've killed millions of all ages without any super powers AND they paid me for it!!"

What would JOKER say if he had Alzheimer?

"Do you know how I got these scars?"

Am a joker haha

My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying This is not working goodbye Just opened the fridge & it's working fine very strange

If the Joker couldn't pronounce his S's, where would he live?


When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

That's Arkham's Razor.

Do you want to know how i got these Scars?

Joker asked Batman as he showed him his Lion king figurine collection.

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

Why do you spell 'bandana' with a D?

Because to do so without it is 'bananas'

I found this joke on a handwritten note is tesco.

So thank you kind joker.

Batman walks into a bar

Finds Joker having some drinks and texting on his iPhone.

Feels bad that he couldn't bring his batmobile with him.

Why does the Joker like watching Disney movies?

Some people just want to watch the girls yearn.

From the current state of America. The movie Joker was

ahead of the curve

What did joker say when harley requested for sex?

You wouldn't get it

What was the Jokers catchphrase during the prohibition?

We live in a sobriety

You all have heard about Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime.

But have you heard about his father who was Joking.

What did the Joker say while playing poker?

"Wanna know how I got these cards?"

I hate it when people quote the movie Joker

I'd give my reason but you wouldn't get it

If Joker and Harley Quinn have a son.

The name is Joaquin.

My Boyfriend said I'm starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman….

What a joker!!!

The new Joker went to see a doctor for his mental health, but didn't make an appointment.

It was a Joaquin.

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