Joker Jokes

What are some Joker jokes?

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

That's Arkham's Razor.

Joker to Batman: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?"

"Yeah sure."

Joker: "Ok, parental love".

Batman: "I don't get it.."

"exactly."

Jason Todd walks into a bar, where the Joker is behind the counter. He says "Jason, you know I can't serve Robins here"

Jason asks "Why?" and Joker replies "this is a CROW bar!"



Then he beats him to death.

The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot?

Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Jim had a pregnant wife who was soon to give birth.

One day, he's on his way home from work, when he gets the call that his wife has gone into labour. In a panic, he races to get to the hospital, but swerves his car and crashes into the ditch. When he wakes up, he finds himself in the hospital, with his brother Jack, an irascible practical joker, leaning over his bed.

Your wife's fine, and she gave birth to two healthy twins, a boy and a girl. The doctors needed names, so I had to name them."

Jim was wary. What'd you name them?

I named the girl Denise, Jack said.

That's a good name, Jim breathed out a sigh of relief. What'd you name the boy?

Denephew.

I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store.

He turned to me and said "You wanna know how I got these scarves?"

What does Joker do when he's not plotting or committing evil crimes?

He rides his Harley.

"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"

"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that's terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday...!'
Haha! Always knocks em out!"

- The Joker on The Batman cartoon.

Why don't frogs use screws?

Because they prefer rrrrrivets.

*been using lots of rivets on a project lately when I came up with this awful dad-style joke. But I'm 40 and a dad so I'm a fully-licensed dad joker ."*

What's the difference between the Joker and Ronald McDonald?

The Joker only killed people in Gotham City.

Do you want to know how i got these Scars?

Joker asked Batman as he showed him his Lion king figurine collection.

Joker: "Someone said you sound like an owl more than a bat"

Bat: "WHO?"

TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger.

He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

Why isn't Batman invited to any parties?

Because he always gets rid of the Joker!

Why couldn't the Joker see where Batman was?

Cause it was a dark knight

What do you call Batman and...

What do you call Batman and Robin after the Joker ran them over with a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon!!!



--Apparently this was my 5yo self's fav joke.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

What does the Joker call masturbation?

Beating the Red Hood.

There was a meeting for evil clowns to boast about their evil

First, pennywise stepped up and said,"I've killed millions of children!"
Then the joker stepped up and said," I've killed millions of adults without any super powers!"
Then the last of the group, Ronald Mcdonald, stepped up with a smile.
" I've killed millions of all ages without any super powers AND they paid me for it!!"

What did the Joker cloud say to the Batcloud?

"Why so cirrus?"


^^^^kill ^^^^me

If the Joker couldn't pronounce his S's, where would he live?

Sarcasm

What would JOKER say if he had Alzheimer?

"Do you know how I got these scars?"

What did the joker say to the wispy ice cloud?

Why so cirrus?

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn...

A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys

What moment is Batman History was the worst for Batman?

Christmas.

He lays an egg, smells bad, and Joker gets away.

Also his parents are dead.

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Heath Ledger

-So if Heath ledger was a method actor, and he killed himself while being the joker, what did he do for Broke Back Mountain? He was a gay cowboy.

-I have to guess he rode more than horses.

Why did the Joker go up to the International Space Station?

Some men just want to watch the world turn.

Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker

But sometimes he's his own worst enemy.

Am a joker haha

My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying This is not working goodbye Just opened the fridge & it's working fine very strange

Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas?

Heath Ledger.

The Bat family were playing a game of "old maid" with a poker deck...

Needless to say it was a never ending game. Everyone wanted the joker.

Turns out the Joker has a criminally-insane dog.

He's locked up in Barkham Asylum.

Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases.

It was a Heath ledger.

What does The Joker use to keep track of his candy bar expenses?

Heath Ledger.

Why would Jake Gylenhall make the perfect Joker?

Because he literally has Heath Ledger inside of him #brokebackmountain

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres?

What was the hurricane's reaction when some joker tried to shorten his name to Matt?

Hew hew hew.

My oncologist is a real joker.

He has this great sense of tumor.

I understand why joker likes harley quinn

If he gives her a flower, she becomes a squirter

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