The Best 15 Joker Batman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Joker Batman jokes. There are some joker batman commissioner gordon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these joker batman harvey dent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Joker Batman Jokes and Puns

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

That's Arkham's Razor.

Joker to Batman: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?"

"Yeah sure."

Joker: "Ok, parental love".

Batman: "I don't get it.."


My Boyfriend said I'm starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman….

What a joker!!!

"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"

"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that's terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday...!'
Haha! Always knocks em out!"

- The Joker on The Batman cartoon.

Do you want to know how i got these Scars?

Joker asked Batman as he showed him his Lion king figurine collection.

Why couldn't the Joker see where Batman was?

Cause it was a dark knight

Why isn't Batman invited to any parties?

Because he always gets rid of the Joker!

What do you call Batman and...

What do you call Batman and Robin after the Joker ran them over with a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon!!!

--Apparently this was my 5yo self's fav joke.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What moment is Batman History was the worst for Batman?


He lays an egg, smells bad, and Joker gets away.

Also his parents are dead.

Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker

But sometimes he's his own worst enemy.

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What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?


Batman walks into a bar

Finds Joker having some drinks and texting on his iPhone.

Feels bad that he couldn't bring his batmobile with him.

I auditioned for the joker role for a Batman movie ..

I did not get it because they thought I was too funny.


They were looking to cast a female to play Batgirl in the next Batman movie. I suggested Mary Kate Olsen...
She already took out the Joker...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the joker batman batman begins jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working joker batman bob kane piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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