jointed Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious jointed puns

Recently, a group of scientists discovered...

a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.

TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants

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A friend of mine jointed a nudist camp last week

he said the first day was the hardest.

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What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed.

What do you call someone who can smoke three at once?

Dead.

Don't do drugs.

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What do you get when you smoke 2 marijuanas?

Double jointed!

What do you get when you smoke 3 marijuanas?

Fucking dead, don't do drugs kids!

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

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How did the two gymnasts avoid swapping spit on 4/20?

They were double jointed.

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What do you call someone who smokes a joint twice a day?

Double jointed.

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What are the most funny Jointed jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Jointed? Well, here are the best Jointed dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Jointed pick up lines to share with friends.

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