Jointed Jokes

What are some Jointed jokes?

Recently, a group of scientists discovered...

a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.

TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants

A friend of mine jointed a nudist camp last week

he said the first day was the hardest.

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed.

What do you call someone who can smoke three at once?


Don't do drugs.

I always thought it was interesting how double jointed kids were always really cool in elementary school...

I mean weird flex, but ok.

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