Joint Pain Jokes
20 joint pain jokes and hilarious joint pain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about joint pain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Joint Pain Short Jokes
Short joint pain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The joint pain humour may include short neck pain jokes also.
- What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave!
I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come. - My mother went to the doctor complaining of muscle pain, joint pain and frequent headaches The doctor examined her and diagnosed her with hypochondria. She replied 'oh no, not that as well'.
- I need a medical m**... card for my joint pain. I'm always in pain when I'm out of joints.
- Doctor: Tell me your problem. Me: There is something wrong with my joints.
Doctor: Is there any pain?
Me: No, they are not rolled properly.
Doctor: g**...!
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Joint Pain One Liners
Which joint pain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with joint pain? I can suggest the ones about body joint and arthritis.
- What do you call a Sith Lord with joint pain? Darthritis
- What is it called when a novelist has joint pain? Authoritis
- Made this one up today: How do you stop joint pain? Turn it around.
- Whats it called when an old person gets hurt smoking w**...? Joint pain.
- I need a medical m**... card for my joint pain! They're always burning!
- Why did the old man smoke w**...? To help with his joint pain.
- I just applied for my medical m**... certificate. Reason: Joint pain.
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What funny jokes about joint pain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean back ache jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make joint pain pranks.
Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal m**... should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
A Doctor was chatting at a party with a Chartered Accountant.
He asked, "How do I manage this delicate issue when people even at a party like this ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor.... not fair!"
The CA friend replied coolly, "Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next morning... only once! Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!"
"Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor."
Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, "Consulting charges for Business Development."
A 70 year old guy goes to see his doctor
He tells the doctor he got himself a 22 year old sugar baby and is having s**... 3 times a week.
The doctor asks if he has any aching joints or pain, and the guy tells him no.
The doctor then asks if he thinks he has an STD, or has had any itching, and the guy says no, and goes on to say how happy he is.
The doctor finally says, "If everything with you is fine, then why are you telling me about having so much s**...?"
The guy says, "Telling you? I'm telling everybody!"