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Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
Hey tried to join the que que que.
A blonde joins a Mexican cartel
The cartel sends her to colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi.
My dog decided to join the Mexican Wrestling circuit.
I guess it was his dream to become a Puchador.
Our lead programmer is Mexican, she recently gave birth
To a set of conjoined twins. It was a Juan to Manny join.
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A man looking to join the Texas sheriffs is being interviewed for the job
The deputy doing the interview says, "Well all of your referrences check out and your qualifications are good. The only thing left is to see how you do on the attitude test."
The deputy slides a service p**... and a box of ammo across the desk. "Take this and go shoot 6 i**... Mexicans, 6 black guys, 6 Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
The guy asks, "Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude!", says the deputy. "When can you start?"
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I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel....
I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan
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Carlos is chilling with his baby brother, Pedro…
…and Carlos says, "¿Quieres escuchar una broma, Pedro?" *(Do you want to hear a joke, Pedro?)*
To which little Pedro replies, "¡Sí, por supuesto!" *(Yes, of course!)*
And Carlos says, "¿Está seguro?
Puede ser demasiado divertido..." *(Are you sure? It may be too funny…)*
"¡Que hago! ¡QUE HAGO!" *(I do! I DO!)*
"Bueno, si tú lo dices. ¿Está usted listo?" *(Okay, if you say so. Are you ready?)*
"¡SÍ! ¡SÍ! ¡SÍ!" *(YES! YES! YES!)*
"¿Qué grupo se unió a la mexicana-la supremacía blanca?" *(What group did the Mexican white-supremacist join?)*
"¿QUÉ? ¿QUÉ? ¿QUÉ?"
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The Three Construction Workers
Three construction workers were at lunch one day, a Mexican, an Italian, and a Blonde man. While eating, the Mexican says "I love my wife, but if she makes me one more burrito for lunch, I swear I will jump off this building!" The Italian man joins in as well "I agree, my friend, I have been eating her pizza every day for 10 years! I will join you if my wife makes me this for lunch again!" Then the Blonde man pipes in, saying "Me too! I don't want another bologna sandwich, so count me in!"
The next day, sure enough the Mexican man gets his burrito, the Italian his pizza and the Blonde a bologna sandwich. So they wrote a note, and in unison, keeping with their oath they hurl themselves off the top of the skyscraper!
At the f**..., the wives of the Mexican man and the Italian man were both very sad, wishing they had known they could have prevented their deaths. But the blonde mans wife was upset like the others, so they asked her why she wasn't sad. She responded "Hey, don't look at me. He made his own lunch."
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A German, a Mexican, and a c**...
A German, a Mexican, and a c**... all come to the U.S. together eager to live the American dream. Ready to work, they go around knocking on doors asking if anyone needs help. An old man answers the door and informs them that he needs a new barn built. The three agree to do it and follow the old man behind the house.
The old man explains what he wants and leaves them to it telling them that they'll find tools in the old barn.
The German takes charge and says, "I'll design it and supervise the job." Points to the Mexican and says, "You'll do the labor and dig the foundation," and points to the c**... and says, "You'll be in charge of the supplies."
Immediately the c**... takes off. After a little while the German completes the design and the Mexican gets right to work. A little while later the foundation has been excavated and the German and the Mexican look at each other wondering where the c**... is with the supplies. About half an hour later, the Mexican climbs out of the hole and joins the German in the search for the c**....
They are look around the old barn and as they're about to round the corner, the c**... jumps out with a smile on his face and his hands flailing in the air and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band?
We are called Juan Direction.
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