The Best 19 Johnny Cash Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Johnny Cash Jokes and Puns

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.

Kevin Bacon

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.

20 years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no Cash, no Jobs and no Hope. I really hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die.

what do you call Johnny Cash's millennial grandson

Johnny Bitcoin

A lot of people mistake Johnny Cash for a country artist.

I understand though, as far as genres go he walks the line.


20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs.

Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die.

Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA.

there was a time when there was Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope.

now there is no Cash, no Jobs, and no Hope. please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

Probably too soon to update this, but here goes anyway. . .

Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Aretha Franklin. Now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, and no soul.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.

Johnny Cash would play in prisons

I would KILL to be in that crowd

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I've been listening to a lot of Johnny Cash songs translated into German.

I just love a good country-style umlaut.

In 1987 we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope...

Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.

What is love?

Mexican food, according to Johnny Cash.

Did you hear about that actress that murdered her husband?

Reese...I can't remember her last name. She was in the Johnny Cash movie...

*Witherspoon?!?*

No...of course not! She used a knife!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.

Who invented the pay toilet?

Johnny Cash.

Hope, Cash, and Jobs

Steve Jobs is dead. Bob Hope is dead. Johnny Cash is dead. No jobs, no cash, no hope.


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