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- 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
God please don't kill Kevin Bacon. - Kevin Bacon 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
God please don't kill Kevin Bacon. - 20 years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Jobs and no Hope. I really hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die.
- A lot of people mistake Johnny Cash for a country artist. I understand though, as far as genres go he walks the line.
- I grew up with Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope Now there's no jobs, no cash, and no hope. Please don't let anything happen to Kevin Bacon.
- In 1987 we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope... Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.
- 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.
- How bad is the economy? Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
- Probably too soon to update this, but here goes anyway. . . Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Aretha Franklin. Now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, and no soul.
- I've been listening to a lot of Johnny Cash songs translated into German. I just love a good country-style umlaut.
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Johnny Cash One Liners
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- what do you call Johnny Cash's millennial grandson Johnny Bitcoin
- What did the police do when Johnny Cash got arrested? They made him walk the line.
- Johnny Cash would play in prisons I would KILL to be in that crowd
- Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.
- What is love? Mexican food, according to Johnny Cash.
- Who invented the pay toilet? Johnny Cash.
- Johnny cash walks into a bar Johnny: uhhhhh
- Johnny Cash made a deposit 50 cent
- Why did Johnny Cash have the c**... Blues? He ran out of c**....
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The kidnap
A blonde is running a little short of cash, so she goes to the playground and kidnaps Johnny.
She takes him to her home and writes a note:
\- If you want to see Johnny again, leave $10,000 in unmarked bills in a plain paper bag by the merry-go-round at the playground by 8 AM tomorrow. Signed, A Blonde.
She pins the note to Johnny's shirt and sends him home.
In the morning she goes to the playground, and sure enough, there is the plain brown bag containing a large stack of bills, along with a note that reads,
\- How could you do this to a fellow blonde?
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs.
Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die.
Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA.
there was a time when there was Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope.
now there is no Cash, no Jobs, and no Hope. please dont let Kevin Bacon die.
Did you hear about that actress that murdered her husband?
Reese...I can't remember her last name. She was in the Johnny Cash movie...
*Witherspoon?!?*
No...of course not! She used a knife!
What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
Hope, Cash, and Jobs
Steve Jobs is dead. Bob Hope is dead. Johnny Cash is dead. No jobs, no cash, no hope.
I asked Johnny Cash who wrote the song "A Boy Named Sue?"
He said "It was a girl named Ralph."