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What was the name of the process that supporters of Johnny Appleseed went through to rename West Virginia after him?

The Appalachian Apple Nation Appellation.

Johnny Appleseed had a much more prolific cousin.

For some reason we never hear of Jimmy Nutseed.

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Why did Johnny Appleseed get arrested?

Because he was a p**... head!

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