John Wilkes Jokes

Funniest John Wilkes Short Jokes

Short john wilkes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The john wilkes humour may include short john jokes also.

1. Civil War spoilers Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.
2. I went through the Lincoln tunnel today and I gotta say, I'm not ok with the name of where you pay your toll… …The John Wilkes booth ?!?!
3. What do John wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald and kobe bryant have in common? They never miss a shot
4. John Wilkes Booth John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theatre."
   Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
5. John Wilkes Booth is one of history's greatest stand-up comedians I heard he really killed at Ford's Theatre.
6. I heard Abe Lincoln was having a fine old time at Ford's Theater... that is until he asked John Wilkes Booth for a headshot.
7. Why did a time traveller kill John Wilks Booth? Because he was trying to kill the precedent
8. Why does John Wilkes Booth get all the best acting jobs? He has all the best headshots.
   (Credit to my friend Isabella)
9. Why would John Wilkes Booth kill Abraham Lincoln? You would too if the guy in front of you at the Theatre was wearing a Top Hat!
10. What does Pee Wee Herman and John Wilks Booth have in common? They both got in big trouble for shooting someone in the back of the head in a theater.

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John Wilkes One Liners

Which john wilkes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with john wilkes? I can suggest the ones about john wayne and john lennon.

1. Did you hear about the John Wilkes photo booth? It only takes head shots.
2. You know who's a real showstopper? John Wilkes Booth
3. You know which actor is best known for his headshot? John Wilkes Booth
4. Have you guys scene the new john Wilkes booth movie? I've heard it's mind blowing.
5. Why was Lincoln shot? Because he was sitting in John Wilke's booth.
6. Which actor's performance had Abraham Lincoln on the edge of his seat? John Wilkes Booth.
7. Who doesn't like lincoln logs john wilkes blocks
8. What was Abraham Lincoln's seating preference? Not John Wilkes Booth!

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