The Best 19 John Wilkes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny John Wilkes jokes. There are some john wilkes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these john wilkes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest John Wilkes Jokes and Puns

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Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.

Did you hear about the John Wilkes photo booth?

It only takes head shots.

I went through the Lincoln tunnel today and I gotta say, I'm not ok with the name of where you pay your toll…

…The John Wilkes booth ?!?!

You know who's a real showstopper?

John Wilkes Booth

You know which actor is best known for his headshot?

John Wilkes Booth


What do John wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald and kobe bryant have in common?

They never miss a shot

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John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theatre."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

John Wilkes Booth is one of history's greatest stand-up comedians

I heard he really killed at Ford's Theatre.

I heard Abe Lincoln was having a fine old time at Ford's Theater...

that is until he asked John Wilkes Booth for a headshot.

Why did a time traveller kill John Wilks Booth?

Because he was trying to kill the precedent

Why does John Wilkes Booth get all the best acting jobs?

He has all the best headshots.

(Credit to my friend Isabella)

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Why would John Wilkes Booth kill Abraham Lincoln?

You would too if the guy in front of you at the Theatre was wearing a Top Hat!

Marty Mcfly stole the DeLorean and went back in time to kill John Wilks Booth. Why?

Because he was trying to kill the precedent

Why was Lincoln shot?

Because he was sitting in John Wilke's booth.

Which actor's performance had Abraham Lincoln on the edge of his seat?

John Wilkes Booth.

What does Pee Wee Herman and John Wilks Booth have in common?

They both got in big trouble for shooting someone in the back of the head in a theater.

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John Wilkes Booth wasn't a talented actor

but he got booked a lot based on the strength of his headshot.

What was Abraham Lincoln's seating preference?

Not John Wilkes Booth!


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