The Best 14 John Wayne Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest John Wayne Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Who has killed more indians than John Wayne?

Union Carbide Corporation

Police were on the lookout for serial killer John Wayne Gacy

They stepped into a corner store for some coffee and saw a guy in back where the milk cartons are.
Cop 1: "Hey, that looks like our suspect!"
Cop 2: "What's he doing?"
Cop 1: "Talking to himself. Let's get closer."
So they go up right behind him and listen.
Gacy:"Need him. Got him. Got him. Got him. Need him. Got him...."

I called up a hotel and the receptionist answered 'Hello, Best Western'...

I replied 'True Grit, starring John Wayne.'

Why is school toilet paper referred to as John Wayne?

Because it's rough, tough and won't take shit off anyone


What's the difference between obsequious behaviour towards someone important in order to gain advantage and John Wayne Gacy wearing a top hat and monocle?

One is sycophancy and the other is a fancy sicko.

(As far as I'm aware this is an original joke that I created and am quite pleased with)

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?...

He'd get a long little doggie.

Old western stranger

An old man sitting at the edge of an old western town sees a silhouette approaching from the dusty horizon. Its not long before he realizes that it is a 3 legged dog limping toward him. The old man shouts a warning to the dog "we dont take kindly to strangers around here". The 3 legged dog limps like john wayne while slowly raising his gaze up to look straight into the old mans eyes with a piercing stare and says" Im lookin for the man who shot my paw"

If you say "I'm a big fan of John Wayne," it's normal...

But add the word Gacy and suddenly you're a weirdo.

I was with some friends and we started talking about movies.

One of my friends mentioned that the sets in old Westerns were often built slightly smaller than normal to make the leading man appear larger. I said that that would make sense because I heard that John Wayne, while filming a scene with his co-star, complained that the town wasn't big enough for the two of them.

Whatdya get when you cross John Wayne with a whale?

Moby Duke.

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''It was all part of the act officer, did i fool you?''

- John Wayne Gacy's final words before being executed

What is John Wayne Bobbit's favorite book in the Bible?

Second Peter.

John Wayne Gacy....

Not my idea of a clown!

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