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John Travolta was admitted to a hospital with COVID symptoms last Sunday.

It was just a Saturday Night fever.

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John Travolta has just been accused of s**... assaulting a masseur by groping his buttocks.

Let's just hope this story has a happy ending.

How did John Travolta end up in the hospital.?

He slipped in Grease.

I have a dishwashing liquid that attacks grease.

Mostly the uninspired cinematography and John Travolta's singing.

So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently...

I guess you could say he fell from Grease.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What do you call an Indian John Travolta?

Dan Sing

What would you call John Travolta in Athens in the year 1000 BC?

Ancient Grease

One masseuse asks another masseuse, What's the biggest tip you've ever received?

The second masseuse replies, John Travolta, hands down.

So another celebrity scandal, his name is Travolta something...

Yep, I think he is a John

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