The Best 12 John Travolta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny John Travolta jokes. There are some john travolta john travolta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest John Travolta Jokes and Puns

John Travolta Coronavirus joke

As see on the CNN John Travolta was hospitalised for a suspected Coronavirus. But doctors soon realised that it was only a Saturday Night Fever and he will be Staying Alive.

Last night John Travolta was hospitalised for a suspected case of Covid-19

But his doctors have now confirmed it was only Saturday night fever and they assure everyone that he's staying alive.

Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.

John Travolta has just been accused of sexually assaulting a masseur by groping his buttocks.

Let's just hope this story has a happy ending.

John Travolta tested negative for covid-19 last night...

Turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever...

John Travolta hospitalized for suspected COVID-19

However, doctors have confirmed that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone he is Staying Alive.

Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying.


I have a dishwashing liquid that attacks grease.

Mostly the uninspired cinematography and John Travolta's singing.

So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently...

I guess you could say he fell from Grease.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do you call an Indian John Travolta?

Dan Sing

What would you call John Travolta in Athens in the year 1000 BC?

Ancient Grease

One masseuse asks another masseuse, What's the biggest tip you've ever received?

The second masseuse replies, John Travolta, hands down.

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John Travolta is so far in the closet that he's blowing Mr. Tumnus.

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