The Best 11 John Mccain Jokes

Following is our collection of funny John Mccain jokes. There are some john mccain liam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these john mccain john f kennedy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest John Mccain Jokes and Puns

I've read like 7 jokes about John McCain's cancer today

If I read tumor, it's gonna benign.

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.

When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

John McCain, John Kerry, and Dnald Trump walk into a bar...

John McCain, John Kerry, and Dnald Trump walk into a bar. While there, Kerry tells a joke about Vietnam. As soon as he finishes, McCain and Kerry start laughing uncontrollably, but Trump remains silent.

After a minute, Trump says: "I don't think that was funny." To which McCain replies, "I guess you had to be there."

John Mccain joke, John McCain, John Kerry, and Dnald Trump walk into a bar...

John McCain and Donald Trump should run together as President/Vice President

Then we would finally get a political McDonalds.

John McCain didn't need chemo in the first place

The problem was all in his head


What's red, white and about to be blue?

John McCain

Senator John McCain is Pro-Mexican Deportation and Pro-Trump Wall.

He hates the Mexicans because of what they did to him and his men at the Alamo.

John Mccain joke, Senator John McCain is Pro-Mexican Deportation and Pro-Trump Wall.

About John McCain's funeral...

...it is said that his burial plot was 12 feet long so he could fall in line one last time

John McCain died, you know what that means...

A new vote for the democrats.

Today I gave myself the ol' John McCain

I literally beat it so hard I can't lift my own arms above my head.

At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs.

He replied, "Depends."

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