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- John F Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, John Lennon... History shows if you don't want your child assassinated, don't name them after an airport.
- Not only was John F. Kennedy's assassination an unexpected thing... It was also mind blowing.
- The Kennedys Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!
- A lot of people say John F. Kennedy was goal-focused and determined... But, by the end of his presidency, his mind was all over the place.
- Why was John F. Kennedy secretly a more successful actor than Ronald Reagan? He always knew how to take the perfect headshot.
- Jackie Kennedy: "Not now. I have a headache." John F Kennedy: "We do this, not because it is easy, but because it is hard!"
- John F Kennedy was the smartest president America has ever had. He's the only president we know for sure had a brain.
- John F. Kennedy was feeling down one November afternoon. He decided to go on a ride to clear his head.
- John F. Kennedy bought an iPhone7 and people started calling him Dan Quayle... because Dan was No-Jack Kennedy
- Who do you think was one of the most open minded president(s) in history? I would have to say John F Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln.
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- "sometimes you just need a car ride to clear your head." - John. F. Kennedy
- His original name was John Kennedy They added the F later to pay respects
- I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing
- Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home? Because he had too many shots.
- Why did John F. Kennedy die? He was too open-minded.
- Politicians always lie... Didn't John F. Kennedy promise to serve a full term?
- "Don't stop until you're ahead of John F. Kennedy." -50 Cent
- Did John F Kennedy get sniped because he wasn't at his keyboard? JAFK?
- so today I found out the f in John F Kennedy was added to pay respects.
- JFK So, John F Kennedy promised us a FULL 4 year term....
Liar - John F Kennedy lied... he said he was going to be president for four years
- President John F. Kennedy... I heard he was a POPular president.
- Who is Kennedy and why did John F Kennedy.
- What was going through John F Kennedy's head when he was assassinated? a bullet
- Have you heard the one about John F. Kennedy?
It'll blow your mind.
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After numerous rounds of, "We don't know if o**... is still alive," o**... himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message, 370HSSV-0773H. Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. Noone could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help. Within a few seconds the Marine Corps cabled back with this reply, "Tell Kennedy he's holding the message upside down."
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After numerous rounds of, "We don't know if o**... is still alive," o**... himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of the coded message, 370HSSV-0773H.
Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry.
Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
Noone could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help.
Within a few seconds, the Marine Corps cabled back with this reply, "Tell Kennedy he's holding the message upside down."
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Albert Einstein, John F Kennedy and God are on holiday
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Albert Einstein, John F Kennedy and God are on holiday
at the Kennedy compound on Cape Cod.
One a rainy afternoon Einstein suggests they play a game.
So they get out the card table and setup. God suggests Poker, Einstein 500 and Kennedy Blackjack.
After a ten minutes of arguments, Schwarzenegger says "Why don't we just play Yahtzee?"
At that God gets up and storms out.
Kennedy turns to Einstein and ask "What was that about?"
Einstein says "God does not play dice with Mr Universe"
What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?
Ted can swim away from an accident.
Question about John F Kennedy
Did JFK do Marilyn Monroe because she was easy? Or was it because he was hard?
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What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?
No brains
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The most shocking info that we'll get from the classified Kennedy documents will be that Lee Harvey Oswald didn't shoot the president, he ate him.
Because John F. Kennedy was a berliner.
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John F. Kennedy talking to a p**....
"Ask not what my money can do for you, ask what you can do for my money".