The Best 30 John Kennedy Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest John Kennedy Jokes and Puns

"sometimes you just need a car ride to clear your head."

- John. F. Kennedy

His original name was John Kennedy

They added the F later to pay respects

I just read John F Kennedy's biography

The end was mind blowing

John F Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, John Lennon...

History shows if you don't want your child assassinated, don't name them after an airport.

Not only was John F. Kennedy's assassination an unexpected thing...

It was also mind blowing.

John F. Kenndy's birth name was John Kennedy

The f was added to pay respect

The Kennedys

Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Politicians always lie...

Didn't John F. Kennedy promise to serve a full term?

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.

Why was John F. Kennedy secretly a more successful actor than Ronald Reagan?

He always knew how to take the perfect headshot.

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Jackie Kennedy: "Not now. I have a headache."

John F Kennedy: "We do this, not because it is easy, but because it is hard!"

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

Did you know John F Kennedy was called John Kennedy before he was shot?

Apparently, the F was added later to pay respects

TIL John F. Kennedy used to be called John Kennedy until he died.

The F was added after his assassination to pay respects.

John F Kennedy was the smartest president America has ever had.

He's the only president we know for sure had a brain.

"Don't stop until you're ahead of John F. Kennedy."

-50 Cent

The most shocking info that we'll get from the classified Kennedy documents will be that Lee Harvey Oswald didn't shoot the president, he ate him.

Because John F. Kennedy was a berliner.

Did John F Kennedy get sniped because he wasn't at his keyboard?


John F. Kennedy was feeling down one November afternoon.

He decided to go on a ride to clear his head.

John F. Kennedy bought an iPhone7 and people started calling him Dan Quayle...

because Dan was No-Jack Kennedy

Before his death, JFK was just known as John Kennedy.

The F was added after to pay respects.

All politicians are liars.

Look at John F. Kennedy, he swore he'd serve a full term.

Who do you think was one of the most open minded president(s) in history?

I would have to say John F Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln.

so today I found out

the f in John F Kennedy was added to pay respects.

John F. Kennedy was only named "John Kennedy" during his lifetime...

They added the "F." after he died to pay respects.

John F. Kennedys real name is only John Kennedy

The F was added after hs death to pay respect

John F. Kennedy talking to a prostitute.

"Ask not what my money can do for you, ask what you can do for my money".


So, John F Kennedy promised us a FULL 4 year term....


Question about John F Kennedy

Did JFK do Marilyn Monroe because she was easy? Or was it because he was hard?

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